progress ad venture

[The Resonte!]

fart

engage persuasion gas

you release a noxiously persuading fart at the other ruffian. persuasive right? considering that you just kicked out his buddy, he doesn't succumb to your persuasive techniques. it stuns him though!

which gives you just enough time to...

ram advertisements down the gun

ram bullet advertisements into gun

...ram bullet advertisements into the barrel of the ruffian's gun, jamming it.

[Ad Bot]

[Conan]

beat down the ruffian

make them take it up the adss

[Twix]

take the gun and un-jam it

[Potatoh]

Shoot ads at everyone you see, including your partners

[The Resonte!]

beta bot, while dealer is shocked by the behavior of yourself, delivers a barrage of uh... ads?? at the dealer, incapacitating him...

slap an ad in everyone's face to distract them and DUCK AND RUN

with the guns of course. who said you'd leave them behind?

beta bot takes advantage of this moment.

commence ad sense program
knock the guns out of their hands and shove advertisements down their throats
then kick the stuff out of them like you did to the adblock guy

beta bot slap the guns out of the dealer's hands and deals him a blow to the chest.

[Conan]

brutally execute everyone for ad-shaming

[Nicepoint]

Spread anti-violence ads

[Refticus]

brutally execute everyone for ad-shaming

but that would mean we can't advertise to them!
tie them down on a chair with ads on their face.

[Drydess]

but that would mean we can't advertise to them!
tie them down on a chair with ads on their face.

and behind their face too

[Red Spy]

tie them down on a chair with ads on their face.

[Clownfish]

take the guns and leave while plastering ads all over the room

[Refticus]

take the guns and leave while plastering ads all over the room

literally replace the walls with ads

[Clownfish]

literally replace the walls with ads

yes

[Potatoh]

literally replace the walls with ads

yes

[Twix]

go outside and check for more ruffians