So in today's news:
- I drove for 100 miles
- Almost got pulled over twice
- Harmlessly followed a manager I don't like to a closed elementary school where she was hanging out with one of her special cop friends (which is bad news for me)
- Almost hit a dumb woman in a parking lot with my car
- Got swarmed by girls at work who kept fighting over who got to "have" me
- Followed a drunk driver for 5 miles
- Attracted enough unneeded attention from people that I found it safer to avoid main roads on the way home
- Was better at weaving through traffic than the cop that I lost in the heavy traffic