my friend just got dumped by his internet gf
who appeared out of nowhere one day
refused to attempt to become acquainted with anyone but him, let alone speak to everyone else
always asked for gifts
one of the few times we actually got to spoke with the cunt she had that "is it a boy or girl" voice where you cant really tell
turns out she was using him the whole time
everyone but him saw this coming from the beginning
also now he's tryna get into the internet panties of two girls
via twitter
with the exact same tweet
"you both got amazing faces and features :)"