muma dada where do babies come from
Well basically there's this thing called a bee. It's this little round furry animal that flies around collecting the blood of your parents to make its own food. While it's crawling around in your dad's orifices looking for his sweetness, it also manages to roll around in his sperm (pollen) therefore getting covered in the dusty substance. From there, the bee goes to your mom crawling around all inside her wiping your dad's sperm all over her receptors. She then grows big tasty lumps on her body called fruits which contain little things called seeds. Because your parents didn't want you, they decided to bury those seeds in hopes that you would die, but instead you managed to break out of the seed and grow into what you are today.
That's the no-chill version.
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