Stikfas infected you after you bit them
possible causes:
mouth-to-mouth saliva transaction
repeatedly biting stikfas on the arm and shoulder
sharing the same (non-reusable) water bottle for a whole week
accidentally drinking stikfas' cousin's dr pepper
people coughing and sneezing in adjacent seats on the train
eating a rice ball without washing my hands at the airport
people coughing and sneezing in adjacent seats with dry airplane air
snake???i go to urgent care later. hopefully i haven't contracted a hyper-evolved antibacterial-resistant Japanese Throatcrust Disease
Poll