night discussion topic i guess [night 1305]

[Daswiruch]

i need to tell you guys about a bomb-ass dream i had or at least write it down before i forget

so in my dream i was like walking to a store and stuff
it was a grocery store with a section for other things kind of like walmart
but the "other things" section was rows and rows of bootleg toys and i vividly remember being like boxes of the same thing in each row like the first row was all orange boes
so of course me being a super materialistic person and collector (even in my dreams) it's like loving heaven in here
the entire room-ish thing of the other section was empty except for me so i get a bunch of the bootleg boxes and bought them
i kept going back and it was a different selection every day

now as i write this i'm kind of remembering another dream that i had when i was a kid and it had a similar vibe to this one

in this dream i was at this business place with my mom who was talking to some businessperson
they sent me and my brother off to go play in some room that was essentially a child's fake shopping area
there was a fountain thing in the middle and they gave us this little child-sized carts to put our stuff in that we were going to "buy"
so we just went around and took stuff like rubber ducks, boxes of cereal
and that was pretty much it

[Ad Bot]

[Zack]

Still not as good as that nightmare where I forgeted a harpy.

[Red Spy]

It's God telling you to go buy stuff

Still not as good as that nightmare where I forgeted a harpy.

How do you forget a bird

[Daswiruch]

Still not as good as that nightmare where I forgeted a harpy.

>nightmare
>free fucc
explain

[Red Spy]

>nightmare
>free fucc
explain

He couldn't get his flopper inside that bird pusillanimous individual

[Zack]

How do you forget a bird

Do you even know what a harpy is?

>nightmare
>free fucc
explain

I was trapped in the woods and a bunch of scary stuff was happening.

To make a long story short, basically I was being chased by monsters but then I guess I found a temple or something and I thought I was safe and then I forgeted a harpy.

I still don't know. To this day.

Dream transitions are weird.

Was a 10/10 harpy though.

He couldn't get his flopper inside that bird pusillanimous individual

The hard part wasn't getting it in, it was getting it out.

[Red Spy]

Do you even know what a harpy is?

This thing right

The hard part wasn't getting it in, it was getting it out.

Oh

[Zack]

This thing right

Well I mean that isn't wrong but the thing I recall was more human than bird.

It also had empty eye-sockets, a flat chest, and was grey-skinned.

Still 10/10 though.

[Daswiruch]

so it was dead

[Zack]

so it was dead

If you saw what I saw you'd have no idea how "alive" it was.

[Red Spy]

so it was dead

And prepubescent

[Daswiruch]

And prepubescent

brother bird titties aint real

[Red Spy]

brother bird titties aint real

Tell that to my a furrie's research folder

[Daswiruch]

Tell that to my a furrie's research folder

WHERE IS THE TITTY SHOW ME THE TITTY

[Lord Tony®]

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