Here's the Navy Seal Copypasta, but badly translated:
The fact that the kiss only to say, forget me, bitch? I'm sure I finished top of my class in the Navy seals, and I participated in many secret raids on al-Qaeda, and I have 300 confirmed kills. I was in gorilla warfare and I am the top sniper of the army for the protection of all in the United States. You are nothing to me, just other purposes. I will grind the exact taste that I've never seen before on this earth, Brenda, my bitch word. You think you can afford it, that would be for me on the Internet? Think again, and forget. As we speak, I have contact with my secret network of spies in the United States and Your IP address, so it is better to fly to prepare for the storm. The storm that wipes the pathetic thing you call life. You're screwed, less. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only those involved in the fight with bare hands, but I have the entire Arsenal of the United States (marine corps USA sucks and I will use it to its full extent to wipe the miserable ass, to the surface of the continent, you little. If you only knew the punishment of your God "raspberry" will solve this review was on the verge of falling for you, maybe you have your filthy language. But You can't have, and now they are a complete idiot to pay. I'll loving be mad at you, and you will verhaspelst you. You're forgeted, man.