hello i am in a hotel with rly good wifi whoa
christ the amount of people who cannot figure out my hotel's wifi. I literally have to walk people through the connection process multiple times daily.
also, someone just called down to complain their toilet was backed up. but that's not the problem-- they complained because we gave them a plunger. as opposed to "fixing it." what the forget do these idiots think the plunger was for? were they expecting us to reach down the toilet and unclog it with our hands? forget man, all the idiots are staying here tonight.