Author Topic: Throat hurts like hell, what do?  (Read 4185 times)

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Start heating water in a kettle or something.  Get a mug and put 2 Tsp. of honey and the juice from 1-2 lemon slices in it.  If where you are has big lemons, use 1 slice.  If you have those puny-ass small lemons from the store, use 2, maybe even 3 slices.  If you have hinger, skin it and use the finer grates of a cheese grater or something to get some shavings off.  Then, cover the ginger with a sandwich bag and rubber bands to safely store it.  Then, when your water is ready, pour it into the mug. and stir until all the current ingredients are mixed (mainly the honey).  Then, add a bag of green tea and brew as normal.  Drink that stuff slowly over time.  Don't let it get cold as you drink it, though.  It's best to drink multiple times a day for best effect.  Hope this helps.  Get well soon.

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gargle apple cider vinegar
This sounds incredibly repulsive and mildly painful.  Does it work?

loving whiskey and honey. The universal throat medicine!

tear out your throat until it heals

Gonna have to amputate your head from the throat up.

loving whiskey and honey. The universal throat medicine!
There's no whiskey in the house.


Use just honey then.
I tried that already, it helped for about 5 minutes and then I felt worse.

Just letting it all happen isn't going to make it go away quicker.

I drank some soup, and a few hours later, my throat hurts even more now.
well, the purpose of a soar throat is to make your body attack the bacteria/virus and make it go away naturally.  Soar throats are really hard to just make go away.
If it is that bad, take ibuprofin or some pain reliever.

Also, look for white spots on your throat, that is a sign of strep

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don't talk, and drink some water or something to calm it down.

Here's what I've tried before that works for me:

- Hot drinks, no matter what, and lots of it. Try some hot tea with lemon and honey.
- No cheese or milk in any form. This makes things worse as it stimulates and helps the virus/infection, plus it produces phlegm (aka snot).
- Spicy food works great for clearing out sinuses.
- For solid food, try hot chicken noodle soup or ramen. Try to avoid using canned foods though as those are very unhealthy for you. They are generally loaded with sodium and fat.
- Avoid sugary stuff, desserts and cold foods. Stay away from ice cream, soft drinks, cake, cookies, and any other types of "sweets". Heat is effective at killing infections and bacteria, not cold.
- If you want quick relief from the sore throat, gargle saltwater (spit it out afterwards, don't swallow). Not only does this help soothe a sore throat, it also helps clear out your tonsils of tonsil stones, which cause bad breath and tonsillitis.

Also whoever told you to use alcohol is trolling with you. Avoid alcohol altogether while sick. Not only is it literally poison, it's not going to help in any way, and will make your body weaker against the illness, as alcohol is a depressant.
« Last Edit: May 22, 2016, 03:21:50 PM by Planr »

I have finally acquired cough drops. It was starting to get so bad where I was sounding like a chainsmoker with lung cancer. It hurts so much to talk.

my voice is forgeted, give me something to read to you guys

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