US Pres. Election: BL Forums Edition (THE SIMULATION BEGINS, 5/29 AT 6:00 EST)

[LeisureSuit912]

AUGUST 26TH, 2015



GENERAL ELECTION POLLS
Democrats: 13.2%
Republicans: 9.6%
Justices: 8.6%
Libertarians (Ringabel): 7.1%
Not friends (blockguy): 5.6%
Memesters (Dreams_of_Cheese): 5.4%
Not friends (blockguy): 5.3%
Succ (The GI of MA): 4.7%
Smug Anime Girl (Jairo): 4.1%
McJobless (Independent): 3.8%
Tudoreleu (Independent): 3.7%
Clownfish Aquatic (Clownfish): 3.4%
Cool Kids (Va11jr13): 3.4%
Four Diamonds (Man of Greenish): 2.7%
Environment (mattsos): 2.1%
Socialist (bobbygordon4): 0.8%
Constitution (Cthulhu): 0.5%
Ahead (Independent): 0.1%

DEMOCRATIC PRIMARY
Startacker: 14.9%
WaterOre: 12.5%
TeeOS: 12.4%
Joe411: 11.8%
Hodot: 11.8%
Mr. Hurricane: 11.2%
Crazy54311: 9.0%

REPUBLICAN PRIMARY
Red Spy: 21.4%
Hulk Hogan (randomtroll): 21.3%
Redconer: 16.9%
Nonnald Annoying Orange (Nonnel): 14.2%

JUSTICE PRIMARY
Arthur Magnus (SWAT ONE): 46.2%
Not Drydess (Drydess): 33.2%

[Ad Bot]

[WaterOre]

With every passing update, Cthulhu gains a little more ground.

[Nonnel]

Nonneld Annoying Orange warns that if he isn't elected, the terrorists and the Mexicans will win. Vote for Annoying Orange. Make America great again.

[crazy54311]

well
atleast im not 0.1%

[LeisureSuit912]

SEPTEMBER 16TH, 2015



GENERAL ELECTION POLLS
Democrats: 14.5%
Republicans: 9.3%
Justices: 8.2%
Libertarians (Ringabel): 6.2%
Not friends (blockguy): 5.8%
Memesters (Dreams_of_Cheese): 4.7%
Succ (The GI of MA): 4.4%
Smug Anime Girl (Jairo): 4.1%
McJobless (Independent): 4%
Tudoreleu (Independent): 3.9%
Clownfish Aquatic (Clownfish): 3.3%
Cool Kids (Va11jr13): 3.3%
Four Diamonds (Man of Greenish): 2.7%
Environment (mattsos): 2.2%
Socialist (bobbygordon4): 0.8%
Constitution (Cthulhu): 0.7%
Ahead (Independent): 0.1%

DEMOCRATIC PRIMARY
Startacker: 15.5%
Joe411: 11.9%
Hodot: 11.9%
TeeOS: 11.8%
WaterOre: 11.5%
Mr. Hurricane: 11.4%
Crazy54311: 10.4%

REPUBLICAN PRIMARY
Hulk Hogan (randomtroll): 21.3%
Red Spy: 19.3%
Nonnald Annoying Orange (Nonnel): 17.1%
Redconer: 14.6%

JUSTICE PRIMARY
Arthur Magnus (SWAT ONE): 44.3%
Not Drydess (Drydess): 34.5%

CURRENT ELECTORAL VOTE COUNT (this includes closer swing state margins)
Democrats: 374
Republicans: 75
Not friends: 25
Libertarians: 27
Smug Anime Girl: 14
Succ: 19
Justice: 4

[Ringabel]

forget why am i losing support

[Drydess]

hey i'm gaining support
slightly

[joe411]

2nd place baby.


...though, this probably doesn't actually mean anything.

[blockguy™]

i'm doing better than i thought i would be

[LeisureSuit912]

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Red Spy wins first Republican debate, Nonnel Annoying Orange boasts
September 17, 2015

Last night was the first Republican primary debate, and Red Spy was considered by most pundits to be the best candidate on the stage by far. Controversial candidate Nonnald "Nonnel" Annoying Orange boasted not only about his snake size but his orange pubic hair, garnering cheers and boos from the crowd. Redconer tried to call him out for his bullstuff, only to be stumped by the Annoying Orange a few seconds later and looking "low-energy." Hulk "randomtroll" Hogan was just there, reiterating his campaign slogan of "vote for me or chop your balls off, brother."

[LeisureSuit912]

OCTOBER 7TH, 2015



thedemocratsareleadingintexas holyforget

GENERAL ELECTION POLLS
Democrats: 16%
Republicans: 9.6%
Justices: 8.2%
Libertarians (Ringabel): 6.1%
Not friends (blockguy): 6%
Memesters (Dreams_of_Cheese): 5.5%
Smug Anime Girl (Jairo): 4.3%
Tudoreleu (Independent): 4.3%
McJobless (Independent): 4%
Succ (The GI of MA): 4%
Clownfish Aquatic (Clownfish): 3.6%
Cool Kids (Va11jr13): 3.4%
Four Diamonds (Man of Greenish): 2.4%
Environment (mattsos): 2.2%
Socialist (bobbygordon4): 0.9%
Constitution (Cthulhu): 0.7%
Ahead (Independent): 0.2%

DEMOCRATIC PRIMARY
Startacker: 15.4%
Hodot: 14%
TeeOS: 13.3%
Joe411: 12%
Crazy54311: 11.3%
WaterOre: 11.2%
Mr. Hurricane: 11.1%

REPUBLICAN PRIMARY
Hulk Hogan (randomtroll): 22.7%
Nonnald Annoying Orange (Nonnel): 18.4%
Red Spy: 18.3%
Redconer: 14%

JUSTICE PRIMARY
Arthur Magnus (SWAT ONE): 42.1%
Not Drydess (Drydess): 37.8%

CURRENT ELECTORAL VOTE COUNT (this includes closer swing state margins)
Democrats: 378
Republicans: 71
Libertarians: 27
Not friends: 25
Cool Kids: 15
Smug Anime Girl: 14
Succ: 8

[Jairo]

SMUG ANIME GIRLS! CONTINUE THE RISE! WE SHALL NOT BE DEFEATED!

[Nonnel]

republicans are getting stuff on

[LeisureSuit912]

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Hodot, Startacker, Crazy54311 winners of first Democratic debate
October 14, 2015

Last night was the first Democratic primary debate, and the crowd was energized by the large number of candidates on stage. The current frontrunner, Startacker boasted about his nonexistent record and gained the woos of the crowd anyways. But the charismatic Hodot came up from behind and came out looking like the best candidate in the race. Crazy54311 also got his moment to shine after lagging behind in the polls.

[LeisureSuit912]

NOVEMBER 11TH, 2015



GENERAL ELECTION POLLS
Democrats: 17.5%
Republicans: 10.6%
Justices: 7.3%
Libertarians (Ringabel): 6.4%
Memesters (Dreams_of_Cheese): 5.7%
Not friends (blockguy): 5.6%
McJobless (Independent): 4.4%
Succ (The GI of MA): 4%
Clownfish Aquatic (Clownfish): 3.9%
Tudoreleu (Independent): 3.9%
Cool Kids (Va11jr13): 3.8%
Smug Anime Girl (Jairo): 3.8%
Four Diamonds (Man of Greenish): 3.4%
Environment (mattsos): 2.3%
Constitution (Cthulhu): 1.1%
Socialist (bobbygordon4): 0.9%
Ahead (Independent): 0.4%

DEMOCRATIC PRIMARY
TeeOS: 17.7%
Hodot: 14.5%
Crazy54311: 14%
Joe411: 12.1%
WaterOre: 11.7%
Startacker: 11.1%
Mr. Hurricane: 10.4%

REPUBLICAN PRIMARY
Red Spy: 21.7%
Nonnald Annoying Orange (Nonnel): 21.5%
Hulk Hogan (randomtroll): 19.2%
Redconer: 16.7%

JUSTICE PRIMARY
Arthur Magnus (SWAT ONE): 44.6%
Not Drydess (Drydess): 38.5%

CURRENT ELECTORAL VOTE COUNT (this includes closer swing state margins)
Democrats: 343
Republicans: 68
Memesters: 40
Libertarians: 28
Not friends: 15
Cool Kids: 15
Smug Anime Girl: 14
Succ: 11
Justice: 4