McJob for being the big angry australian man and for fighting the putt-putt menace.
PowerDag because even though he doesn't post a whole lot his draws are loving the a+ man.
Clownfish he's alright, he eats a lot of protein so he is good in my book. :)
Kumquat for much the same reason as PowerDag except he actually feels like posting multiple times a century plus he isn't a furry.
Lord Tony for his sheer presence causing all the idiots on the forum to show their true colors (for example, Blockchip would've been another generic white-noise forgettable forumer if Lord Tony hadn't shown up to perpetually rustle his jimmies)
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