Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He's all right now.
I wasn't originally going to get a brain transplant, but then I changed my mind.
A friend of mine tried to annoy me with bird puns, but I soon realized that toucan play at that game.
I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.
I'd tell you a chemistry joke but I know I wouldn't get a reaction.
I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down.
Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda? He was lucky it was a soft drink.
It's not that the man did not know how to juggle, he just didn't have the balls to do it.
Yesterday I accidentally swallowed some food coloring. The doctor says I'm OK, but I feel like I've dyed a little inside.
Have you ever tried to eat a clock? It's very time consuming.
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