TUDORELEU: | 6 | - You put on a power suit, fly up and start bombarding the BARRICADE with literal hundreds of missiles, raining explosions and justice. Eventually your powersuit overheats from the shooting and literally cooks you alive mid-air, unceremoniously dropping out of the sky afterwards. NO HEALTH LEFT! |
BLOOKIRBY: | 7
6+1 | - You show up with a massive truck of C4, as several other trucks soon follow. You ask TBER123 to help you rig everything you had wheeled in, and after roughly an hour the BARRICADE disappears under the layers of plastic explosives piled on it. You stand back, order your friend to run, and push the button...
The resulting detonation almost shatters the ground under everyone, causing an earthquake with its sheer power. TBER123 is sent flying by the shockwave despite sprinting away at full speed, while you greatly misjudge your distance and are eventually spotted orbiting Saturn in several pieces. YOU DIED! RESPAWN? |
REFTICUS: | 2 | - You run up to the barricade, undress and attempt to forget it, but the earthquake from BLOOKIRBY's blast instead causes you to badly bruise your rooster while trying. Your deviancy goes largely unnoticed as everyone's preoccupied with the literal earth-shaking going on. |
PLAD101: | 4 | - You pull out another radio and order a mortar strike on your target. There is no reply, but soon you hear whistling sounds and watch the BARRICADE get rocked by several explosions. |
THEMRDOORS: | 3 | - You run up to the wall, pull out a sticky grenade, arm it and smack the BARRICADE with it. After running away, waiting and looking back, you notice your weapon on the ground in front of your target, still in one piece... |
MERP: | 1 | - You sprint up to the BARRICADE and wind up your arm, ready to poke it with the full force of an in-flight crossbow bolt... as THEMRDOORS' sticky grenade under you decides to go off at the most inopportune time, sending you flying to quite literally pierce the heavens. ABORT, RETRY, FAIL? |
NICEPOINT: | 3 | - You run up to the BARRICADE and attempt to eat it, only to fruitlessly nibble it and narrowly avoid breaking your teeth. |
CLOWNFISH: | 4 | - You call upon the magical arts to summon your own stunt double, and then order him to help you fight in a few minutes. However, he has other plans that involve running up to the BARRICADE and furiously punching it until they break their hands and vanish... |
SUPERSTARXALIEN169: | 5 | - You recover your speedkart from the rubble, pull out two Mac-10s and dual-wield them in a frenzied, prolonged spray of hot lead aimed towards the BARRICADE's general direction. |
LEGODUDE77: | 2 | - You run up to the BARRICADE and draw the Pot of Greed card from your battle deck, only to watch it sport a new hole it it as you get badly maimed in SUPERSTARXALIEN169's aimless gunfire |
TABLESALT: | 2 | - You get decked out in the shiniest mage outfit you can find, run up close to the BARRICADE and start casting an attack with your spellbook... only to watch shreds of paper fly as you also get swiss-cheesed in SUPERSTARXALIEN169's stupid goddamn bullet shower. |
FAILBROS2: | 4 | - You grab the most intimidating sniper rifle you can find, load some piercing bullets into it, and empty them all into the BARRICADE. |
CRITAWAKETS: | 2 | - You grab a radio and try to order a tank into hte area, only for your unnecessarily twitchy hands to break through the radio's plastic shell and get you zapped in a short circuit. |
POTATOH: | 3 | - You rummage for a hammer, only to find out you'd forgotten to bring one. You did bring a sandwich though, so you simply sit down to enjoy it. |
REDCONER: | 1 | - You leap into the sky and attempt to airdrop a steamroller right into the BARRICADE, only to watch it veer off-course, flip over and slam you into the ground instead. |
NOTBOMBERGUY: | 4 | - You open your laptop, promptly cheat yourself a stupid amount of various firearms, and then take your time to exhaust all of them into the BARRICADE. |
THE MURDEROUS COP: | 2 | - You pull out an extremely big sword and put all your muscle into throwing it at the BARRICADE, only to watch it bounce off and embed itself in your side. |
MR QUEEBA: | 6 | - You hop into a jeep, and then swiftly ram into REDCONER's totaled road roller in an effort to break physics and launch said jeep into the BARRICADE. However, you fail to account for your own survival after this stunt, and are promptly crushed as both your car and steamroller smash into your target at mach 5. CLICK TO RESPAWN! |
