REDCONER: | 3
2+1 | - You summon a spirit version of yourself and throw a flurry of punches at the wall, hoping to see it broken before you... only to see said flurry go in a wildly different direction as TBER123 narrowly dodges several high-speed knuckle sandwiches. What trickery is this?! |
SPACE1255: | 6 | - You poise yourself and show REDCONER how it's really done -- by throwing a punch so fast it turns the air around it to plasma. The resulting explosion painfully torches your arm as the combination of said explosion and high-speed punch almost gives the BARRICADE a nasty crater. |
THEMRDOORS: | 4
3+1 | - You pull out a large minigun, get LEGODUDE77 to mount it in place, and tear into the wall as if it were a horde of demons. Its ammo belt doesn't last long, however... |
KONGO: | 3
2+1 | - You brandish a large wooden hammer, have SUPERSTARXALIEN169 attach a rocket engine to it, and wind it up for a devastating smash! The hammer, however, comes up with some different plans as its head detaches and launches off into the sky, leaving you with just a long pole mid-charge. |
REFTICUS: | 6
4+2 | - You get KIDALEX90 to treat your richard bruises, have the biggest bullet hole in the BARRICADE greased, undress and go to town on it with the full loveual fury of a gorilla. The sheer friction of your assault causes the lube to catch fire and blow up, throwing you ass-backwards as POTATOH finds out too late he'd treated the hole with nitroglycerin and not actual lubricant... |
THE MURDEROUS COP: | 6 | - You snatch a twig off the ground, run up close to the BARRICADE and throw said twig at it, noticing too late the nitroglycerin on it and the unexploded plasma still somehow lingering from BLOOKIRBY's punch, causing an extremely volatile reaction. You land several football fields away, breaking every single bone in your body. GAME OVER 2: ELECTRIC BOOGALOO |
TABLESALT: | 4
3+1 | - You take out a glass prism, enlist PLAD101 to polish it to a bright shine, and unleash a blinding rainbow laser upon the BARRICADE, scorching a large chunk of it. |
HOTREMOX: | 5 | - You grab the nearest rocket launcher, find a crate of rockets, and exhaust them all to bombard the weakest visible point in the BARRICADE. |
XR-7: | 1 | - You run up to the wall, clutching a vial with a particularily volatile strain of the Ebola virus. You wind up for the most powerful throw you can muster, but your death grip shatters the vial in your hand, grievously maiming it. The sheer pain from the wound makes you quite literally cry blood in agony, never stopping, soon keeling over and expiring as the virus plays hell with your innards. WHOOPS! TRY AGAIN? |
NOTBOMBERGUY: | 3 | - You poke the BARRICADE. |
NICEPOINT: | 3 | - You grab a bottle of vodka, stick some loose cloth in it, light it and throw it at the BARRICADE in hopes of watching it light up in flames. However, the bottle somehow fails to break on impact, bounces off and rolls away in disappointment. |
CRITAWAKETS: | 5 | - You call in crates upon crates of nukes, steal HOTREMOX's rocket launcher and jury-rig it into a nuke launcher. The resulting attack is a prolonged sight terrible to behold - you can hear the earth itself cry for mercy as the area is furiously shaken by nuclear blast after nuclear blast. |
CRAZY: | 6 | - You snatch POTATOH's nitroglycerin bottle, grease the same scorched and creamed gap while ignoring his terrified yelling, undress and give the BARRICADE the rudest assault possible - only to repeat REFTICUS' mistake as you're launched backwards by a love-induced explosive reaction. |
FAILBROS2: | 4 | - You grab a Nokia phone, replace its internals with a small brick of C4, and launch it at the wall - only to watch it, upon landing, quite literally throw itself at the wall again with explosive force. |
CLOWNFISH: | 3 | - You cup your hands and yell "WOODY'S GOT WOOD" at the BARRICADE. |
RABBOT32: | 4 | - You show up with a large tank, driving it straight to the BARRICADE and smashing into it at max speed as you climb out at the last second. |
NIBLIC: | 4 | - You call down from the heavens the image of Judge Dredd himself, more widely known as BADSPOT, to grace the area with His presence. Everyone stops in their tracks to watch in awe as He attacks the BARRICADE with His holy incendiary rounds, before disappearing in a beam of light. |
KRISTOB: | 5 | - You pull a loaded gun on the BARRICADE, completely unloading into it head-on, stopping to reload and shoot it again. |
