TableSalt brandishes the Chlorophyte Claymore, slashing ShinyArceus4 with it's blade, inflicting 64 damage.
*runs to the nearest fighting gym and tells them there's a shiny arceus outside
Fighting is strong against normal which is what arceus is rn, so...
TheABELBOTO runs to the nearest gym full of pokemon trainers! He informs them of a shiny Arceus outside, they promptly scramble to the battle scene, unleashing their fighting-type pokemon against ShinyArceus4, inflicting 97 damage.
throw a master ball at it
Whackin tosses a master ball at ShinyArceus4! Inflicting the Bind Debuff.
I kick another soccer ball at him.
I add some speed to Space's kick by siccor kicking the ball mid flight
Space1255 kicks a soccer ball straight towards ShinyArceus4! Mid-flight, it is intercepted by Nicepoint who performs a Scissor kick! Chaining together into a Tubular Kick! The ball slams straight into ShinyArceus4 with great velocity! Inflicting 134 damage. But the teamwork energy was exhausted performing this move. Space1255 and Nicepoint cannot perform tubular kick twice in one battle.
I fire 3 homing missiles at the boss with my mech.
CRITAWAKETS Mech launches a trio of missiles! Each one exploding against ShinyArceus4, inflicting 29, 31, and 33 damage. 25 Mana is exhausted from the mech by performing this attack.
NotBomberguy verbally roasts ShinyArceus4. Damaging his ego for 19 damage. ShinyArceus4 resists the urge to become Triggered.
Welp, I guess I can do that fire thing?
Redconer headshots ShinyArceus4 with his railgun! Inflicting 121 damage.
pull an smg out of my rectum and spray and pray
Kidalex90 pulls a sub-machine gun out of his ass and begins spraying bullets! He inflicts 6, *miss*, *miss*, 8, 11, 10, 7, *miss*, 9, *miss*.
Drydess gives ShinyArceus4 a Bad Yelp Review! Inflicting 21 damage. ShinyArceus4 is afflicted with Uncontrollable Laughter. Space1255 becomes afflicted with Uncontrollable Laughter as well.
become a imperial warhound class titan and engage it
JamesH summons the Warhound-Class Titan as a mount! Boarding it.
The Imperial Warhound Titan shoots ShinyArceus4 with its Plasma Blastgun, inflicting 89 damage. 25 Mana is exhausted from the Titan by using this attack.
Mr Queeba grabs a chair and throws it at ShinyArceus4! It slams against him, inflicting 38 damage.
ShinyArceus4 upgrades his Minishark into a Megashark! Spraying bullets everywhere! All players take 41 damage.
>Show up 15 minutes late with Starbucks
Cybertails1998 happens to show up to the fight carrying a cup of coffee from starbucks.
