Author Topic: my cat brought a live squirrel into the house and now i can't find the squirrel (Read 5792 times)

Ipquarx · July 20, 2016, 08:36:30 PM

I've looked under every piece of furniture I could find please help

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Space1255 · July 20, 2016, 08:37:17 PM

Burn down the house.
After you've taken everything you wanted out of it, of course.

In all seriousness though call an exterminator or somesh�t. He might be in your walls.

Red Spy · July 20, 2016, 08:37:34 PM

Tent the house

Darksaber2213 · July 20, 2016, 08:38:38 PM

Quote from: Space1255 on July 20, 2016, 08:37:17 PM

He might be in your walls.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YB1IvNYgaEI

Ipquarx · July 20, 2016, 08:41:59 PM

okay i called over a neighbour hopefully he arrives soon

Daswiruch · July 20, 2016, 08:42:47 PM

Quote from: Ipquarx on July 20, 2016, 08:41:59 PM

okay i called over a neighbour hopefully he arrives soon

this squirrel scenario is all a trap to rape your poor, innocent neighbor

Conan · July 20, 2016, 08:42:54 PM

jesus christ why would your cat do this

i thought they killed rodents and ate them not pick them up live and move them around
regardless this is hilarious; let us know the results

Sheepocalypse · July 20, 2016, 08:43:35 PM

thats a very funny dilemma to be in
I hear rat traps are good but keep your cat away from them

Red Spy · July 20, 2016, 08:49:36 PM

This topic is hilarious

The Resonte! · July 20, 2016, 08:51:24 PM

your cat now has a pet of its own

Ipquarx · July 20, 2016, 09:19:53 PM

I FOUND THE forgetER ON THE STAIRS
I WAS GOING TO THROW A BLANKET ON IT TO GET IT STUCK
AND IT WAS SO loving FAST WHA TTHE forget HOW ARE SQUIRRELS SO FAST

it went up the stairs and bolted straight into my bedroom, i tried to catch it and it went into my closet, THE forgetER

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Ipquarx · July 20, 2016, 09:28:24 PM

update: everything is quiet and i am loving furious at this loving rodent, how the actual forget did it get away???? I literally had it cornered in a closet how the forget did it get away??

NessNet · July 20, 2016, 09:29:26 PM

Step 1: do not panic
Step 2: acquire tranquilizer gun
Step 3: get bait
Step 4: bait squirrel
Step 5: ???
Step 6: profit

Quote from: Ipquarx on July 20, 2016, 09:28:24 PM

update: everything is quiet and i am loving furious at this loving rodent, how the actual forget did it get away???? I literally had it cornered in a closet how the forget did it get away??

did you check it's stealth skill?

Red Spy · July 20, 2016, 09:30:29 PM

Close all the doors in your house and try to hear whatever loving sound a squirrel makes

Gytyyhgfffff · July 20, 2016, 09:31:21 PM

if you see it again try to lure it with food