my cat brought a live squirrel into the house and now i can't find the squirrel

[SimpleFish]

Lure it with acorns / peanuts / bird food (they try to eat all of our bird food so it might work on that squirrel)

[Ad Bot]

[Paperwork]

you should get a picture, if that's even remotely possible.
dead or alive.

[Red Spy]

Get the family shotgun

[Bisjac]

my cat brings in live mice and baby bunnies.

x.x
its not fun trying to catch them all the time

[Ipquarx]

I put out plates of peanut butter and some of the nuts it dropped on every one of the floors
if i see a peanut count discrepency or a disturbance in the smooth-as-silk peanut butter i spread out I WILL HAVE YOU BITCH SQUIRREL

[SubDaWoofer]

ipquarx if you catch it put it in a cage and keep it as a pet

[Red Spy]

ipquarx if you catch it put it in a cage and keep it as a pet

Train it to do tricks

[Rockinboy2000]

[IkeTheGeneric]

ipquarx if you catch it put it in a cage and keep it as a pet

you could do like the monkey in the box music but instead of that its a squirrel in an iron cage with no music it will be profitable

edit: human beings naturally find dancing monkies funny and dancing squirrels about half as funny. i dont know profit margins on the average goof, but if a dancing monkey gets 5 goofs then i imagine a dancing squirrel would get 2.5 goofs and then you round down

edit 2: the conversion rate from goofs to USD american dollars is a bit hazy right now but it's approximately 0.4/$2, so the profit is unimaginably higher than the cost of capturing said squirrel and teaching it to dance.

[Trymos]

DOG

deep fry it and see what fried squirrel tastes like

[Lego lad]

my cat brings in live mice and baby bunnies.

x.x
its not fun trying to catch them all the time

bu dum tss

[Akio-]

do not kill squarambe

[SimpleFish]

do not kill squarambe

richards out for squarambe

[carolcat]

gas your house

[Ipquarx]

do not kill squarambe

i will suffocate squarambe
slowly
painfully