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what do

kill CIA
5 (55.6%)
go back to city
0 (0%)
other (say it below nigs)
4 (44.4%)

Total Members Voted: 9

Author Topic: The (probably) stupid story of a blockhead  (Read 10859 times)

Ask flolop for cybernetic enhancments (legs, arms, snake, etc.)

He gets rid of the stupid magician hat because it only brought him problems
now he will try to find another hat

he then performs a home vasectomy on himself
but he keeps his nuts


and he starts sucking his own richard
well, technically is still his


But he sucks too much richard and eats his own richard
so he just eats glass he found on the floor
but it cuts his tounge!
goddamnit you stupid monday


He then walks up to flolop
Blockhead: flolop fix my goddamn plane
Flolop: What, forget no, you kidnapped me, why would I want to do that?

After a small talk, flolop finally agrees to repairing his plane when home vasectomy is mentioned


But in order to fix his plane he needs to get back to the city
so he forces flolop into the car and walks a bit more
when he finds what seems a gun store


He enters and proceeds to rob
Blockhead: GIMME YOUR WEAPONS, MONEY AND VIRGINITY friend


Blockhead was lucky the store didn't react fast enough to take out a gun
but it won't be a problem since he shot him death

He walks a bit more where he finds a lady and some people
Blockhead: So what city is this?
Lady: This is niga city, what are you doing here? It's not a safe place for tourists
Blockhead: I dont loving know, I was teleported here, but why tho?
Lady: CIA took over this city some years ago, now peace is no longer


Blockhead puts on his helmet and his ballistic suit
now the war has begun


what should he do?

Get cybernetic enchantments
And fly away and become jason bourne

Start the mission to eliminate CIA off the face of the planet with the help of Flolop. But leave no witnesses behind, so kill everyone in the town too.

Obtain mininuke so above can be done

attach your knife to where your richard used to be and rape everyone in the ass

hit flolop with a brick and steal his plane

run like a loving idiot from CIA

Get cybernetic enhancments and ditch the guns.
What this blockhead needs is a metal carrot able to forget trough steel.


Harness your inner Linda and destroy CIA