Author Topic: The Waiting Game - Day 35 - the slowest updating forum game of 2016  (Read 13910 times)

Sho said vibrators are just for females :^)

jesus christ just get like a set of poker chips and maybe 30 decks of cards (since they'll probably wear out over time)
maybe a couple board games too.
and no we're not playing strip poker jesus guys grow up

though stocking up on contraceptives is probably not a stuffty idea since well stuffs probably going to happen anyways.
and maybe a couple terabytes worth of smut downloaded off the internet. should get that going now since it'll take some time to DL.

and probably a bunch of board games and probably try raiding an electronics store as the infection draws closer (and anarchy breaks out). for now you should probably get a security camera system so you can see outside without having to have an actual window there. mount a camera on a pole and hook it up through a vent

go get laptops, Computers, Monitors, Mouses and everything you can get.
also, get lots of chips, nachos and other junkfood

go get laptops, Computers, Monitors, Mouses and everything you can get.
also, get lots of chips, nachos and other junkfood
and hook them up to what?

go get laptops, Computers, Monitors, Mouses and everything you can get.
good way to dump money considering you have no electricity
get a generator instead and we'll go from there
also, get lots of chips, nachos and other junkfood
what's the point of this? the last thing you want in a zombie apocalypse is to be out of shape and unable to run away

the last thing you want in a zombie apocalypse is to be out of shape and unable to run away
whoops, then go get healthy food too.
and drinks if you get thirsty

Settle down and figure out what you're doing.

what the forget is an update haha am i right folks



Day 15

Well, it's been a little over two weeks since you've started work. It's shaping up to be quite nice, actually.



You've bought a pretty huge air tank, and some miscellaneous related devices. Soon, you should have your makeshift airlock installed. I say makeshift, here, because let's face it. The doors aren't gonna be hermetically closed metal doors with all sorts of cool security. They're gonna be normal doors with rubber around the edges. It's good enough.

When you haven't been working, you've been stockpiling useful supplies - like gas masks and filters, canned foods, medical things, entertainment, and especially, gasoline. Yeah. The situation's getting worse. The infection is spreading rather rapidly in the middle east, and has already reached Turkey. Without access to those areas, people are theorizing that certain commodities are about to get way, way more expensive.

Isolated cases have also reached South America and Australia. Some have also reached the US, but they didn't go far. Maybe all those years of paranoid TSA checks have prepared us for this.

if this gets done im building it in blockland

given that the door isn't particularly great we should have a double airlock in case one door fails - that way we can keep the interior still virus-free while being able to repair the outside door if it gets broken.

also get plenty of spare lumber and wood glue and rubber and screws and such then, for emergencies. and maybe a spare door or two if we can afford it. considering we're all dumping our life savings into this im pretty sure we can.

Start digging a deeper tunnel so we can store supplies deeper beneath the earth away from the apocalypse and bandits

the first room after the airlock should be the fanciest stuff out there, we getting fancy carpets and wallpaper

the first room after the airlock should be the fanciest stuff out there, we getting fancy carpets and wallpaper
This but buy the cheapest fanciest stuff we don't want to waste money.

Day 25

Well, the TSA couldn't last forever. But at least you're almost ready.



Half of the states have closed their borders... to eachother. This includes your good ol' Michigan. Cases have been reported in NYC and San Francisco, as well as in rural Florida. The situation outside of the US is much worse - the Middle East has collapsed, Eastern Europe is in jeopardy, and Western Europe... well, let's say that even they won't take these refugees.

Meanwhile, your bunker is... Well, let's not call it comfortable. It's barely taller than you are, but comfort isn't a priority here.
You're no longer the loonie. Old WWII bunkers are being reopened, the government is in a state of emergency, and the president is already in some hidden, cushy location. You'll just have to make-do.
« Last Edit: August 27, 2016, 04:52:27 AM by Tudoreleu »

keep on expanding, this might be our new home, gotta make it comfy af

bring soft material and a bunch of stuff to clean yourself with, gotta stay clean because you don't want to get sick or get any infections. or attract bugs i guess.