Adventure to the Farlands- another forum rp by a miffed Startacker

[startacker]

Your name is Blockhead 189,201, and you just woke up from a nice nap in your gas station.



You're about to go have some $14.99 coffee at the cafe, when a thought hits you...


"I should go to the farlands"

And so your journey begins


Here's a map I guess


You should probably get food, a vehicle, and maybe a weapon for your journey.

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[CRITAWAKETS]

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[d]

Buy a Tamablock. The latest in pets that only live to eat and mostly poop! Yes. This is a joke on tamagotchi.

What the forget are you smoking

[hotremox]

ctrl k

[tber123]

Go to the car shop

[Twix]

go to foodstuffs and get some food for the journey
oh and get a gun

[Drydess]

find a dog and name him wolfy

[?Sir Info? 2]

>church is named gun shop
>school is named car shop
what is this trickery
Go wait for the bus at the stop

[startacker]

"Eh maybe I shouldn-"

Buy a Tamablock. The latest in pets that only live to eat and mostly poop! Yes. This is a joke on tamagotchi.

"What"

What the forget are you smoking

ctrl k

Poor Blockhead, guess this is over-


oh

Go to the car shop

"Ok that sounds cool"



"HEY THERE BUD, WANT A CAR?"

"Oh yea sure the jeep looks nice"
"OK HERE YOU GO"
"what"
Jeep get!

go to foodstuffs and get some food for the journey
oh and get a gun

"oh ok"



"Heyo, welcome to Foodstuffs, here's some food, enjoy!"
Foodstuffs get!


Exciting


Ah yes, GUNs, the best place to get a firearm!



"Hey there bud, I got quite the selection for ya, take a looksee, won't ya?"


and then Blockland crashed while Bobby was shooting a gun so blurgh

Weapons available:
Rocket L
gun
Melee Shotgun
Remington 870
Dodgeball
Assault Rifle

find a dog and name him wolfy

Go wait for the bus at the stop

Added to action queue
Can you spot the cameos?

[tber123]

Crash your Jeep through the gun store and steal all the guns

[hotremox]

and use them to shoot up a school

[crazy54311]

then jack off and leave

[Drydess]

but get too dodgeballs

[Space1255]

Steal every gun then shove one up the keeper's ass

[NotBomberguy]

then leave and jack off while leaving