Tank Busters! That forum game where you destroy tanks. (SOLDIERS OR TANKS?)

[Space1255]

I repeatedly punch the tank saying "OOGA BOOGA BOOGA BOOGA BOOGA BOOGA BOOGA" then finish with a hard punch while yelling "DOGYAAAAAAAN"

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[failbros2]

Expect an update to approach tomorrow...

[failbros2]

Attack Results

kidplasma: rolled 1
You start spinning. However, you spin so fast you barf ALL OF YOUR ORGANS OUT. can't 360 nodrill

ZeUberMedic: rolled5
Pulling your revolver out, you shoot the heavier tank in the turret. The heavier tank is no more.

TableSalt: rolled 2
You attempt to cast a lightning storm on the mini tank. What's that? You got shocked in the head!
TableSalt does the Electric Boogaloo and dies soon after.
CRITAWAKETS: rolled 3
You shoot three waves at the third mini tank. They all miss and hit a nearby rock.

Saradomin Lightning strikes for 223 damage on all tanks, however, damage is reduced to 112 on shielded tanks.

Twix: rolled 1
You find a nearby pond. You quickly slurp the water up. Looking at the water, its REALLY DARK. You die soon after.

SubDaWoofer: rolled 5
The drone reloads its weapons and fires a grenade at the first mini tank, dealing 254 damage, but 127 due to the shield.

JamesH: rolled 5
You quickly wrap up your field guns and fire them at the second mini tank, dealing 188 damage, but the actual damage was 94 due to the shield.

DELL: rolled 3
You scream your order into the radio. You were actually ordering food for Dennis Rodman's Pal.

Bloo Kirby the 2nd: rolled 3
You regrow arms and rush B. Only problem is, where'd all the C4 go?

Redconer: rebuilding CRIT'S Fortress
You start to build CRITAWAKETS' fortress back up. It will take 5 turns, but your expertise reduces it to 4!

Space1255: rolled 3
You say the "OOGA BOOGA" part but forget the punches. A pygmy laughs at you from a distance.

Microsoft EDGE: rolled 2
You attempt to lift a steamroller up. You instantly break your hands trying to carry it.

Bronson: rolled 4
Bronson fires his triple barreled shotgun and it actually hits the 3rd mini tank for once, dealing 117 damage. The shield reduces it to 59.
The heavier tank explodes into thousands of bits! No need to worry about getting hit with heavy attacks anymore.

Mini Tank

The mini tank fires its gun at ZeUberMedic inflicting 1 damage.

HP: 800/800 Armor: 400/400 Shield: 264/500

Such a cool tank!

Mini Tank #2

The mini tank fires its gun at SubDaWoofer's Combat Drone inflicting 1 damage.

HP: 800/800 Armor: 400/400 Shield: 297/500

Totally not a clone of Mini Tank #1.

Mini Tank #3

The mini tank fires its gun at CRITAWAKETS inflicting 1 damage.

HP: 800/800 Armor: 381/400 Shield: 0/500

I still wonder how someone would fit in this...?

The tank's shields are Protector Shields. They reduce ranged attacks by 1/2 of their damage and increase melee damage by 50%. Get your knives out!

PLAYERS:
tber123: 2/3 [+Free Heal Available]
Twix: drank dark water
Mr Queeba: 2/3 [+Free Heal Available]
Cybertails1998: 1/3 [+Free Heal Available]
NotBomberGuy: 2/3 Becoming MAD [1 Turns Left] [+Free Heal Available]
MoltenKitten: 3/3 [+Free Heal Available]
Space1255: 3/3 [+Free Heal Available]
Rabbot32: 2/3 [+Free Heal Available] Building Field Guns- 4 turns left
TristianLuigi: 3/3 [+Free Heal Available]
cromartini: look before you dab [+Free Heal Available]
kidplasma: barfed his organs out [+Free Heal Available]
crazies other alt: Built up speed for 12 hours and forgeted up. [+Free Heal Available]
eboyblue10: 3/3 [+Free Heal Available]
SubDaWoofer: 3/3 [+Free Heal Available]
Juncoph: 2/3 [+Free Heal Available]
CRITAWAKETS: | 3/3 Bandos Defense active [+Free Heal Available] Transformed into Black Ace: lasts until battle ends
Potatoh: 3/3 [+Free Heal Available]
Notorious B.I.G: 2/3 [+Free Heal Available]
GrapeJellyToastMan: 3/3 [+Free Heal Available]
Man of Greenish: 3/3 [+Free Heal Available]
Somemong: 3/3 [+Free Heal Available]
Nix the Glaceon: Drank his laundry detergent [+Free Heal Available]
Redconer: 3/3 [+Free Heal Available] Rebuilding CRIT'S Fortress: 4 turns left
JamesH: 3/3[+Free Heal Available]
Microsoft EDGE: 3/3 [+Free Heal Available]
Pngu12970: 2/3 [+Free Heal Available]
Deoxys And One Noob: kablammo [+Free Heal Available]
Gojira: 3/3 [+Free Heal Available]
crazies alt: punched a falcon [+Free Heal Available]
Rigel: 3/3 [+Free Heal Available]
ZeUberMedic: 2/3 [+Free Heal Available]
Malleo100: 2/3 [+Free Heal Available]
TableSalt: got shocked real bad [+Free Heal Available]
Just M2: 2/3 [+Free Heal Available]
shinyarceus4: 2/3 [+Free Heal Available]
Clownfish: 3/3 [+Free Heal Available]
Bloo Kirby the 2nd: 1/3
DELL: 3/3

ALLIES:
SubDaWoofers Combat Drone: 2/3
}]Crazy[{‘s skeleton with Churchill’s soul: NUKED
Tiger II: NUKED
Engineer: 2/3
Bronson: 6/6 3/3
TOG II: 1/4
Daemon Prince: NUKED
M2’s Howitzer: NUKED
ZeUberMedic's BIG Howitzer: NUKED
Twix's Rototank: NUKED
KV-2: Destroyed by the Precursor

BUILDINGS:
Defensive Fortification: 10/10
Defensive Line: 8/10
JamesH's 400mm Autocannon: 5/5
Amazon Prime Terminal^TM: 14/15
CRIT's Fortress: NUKED
Mercenary Vault: 15/15
Mobile Command Center: NUKED
Fallout Shelter / Superbunker: Took too much abuse
GrapeJellyToastMan's Compound: Destroyed by the Precursor
CRITAWAKET's P.S.V: freaking blammed itself

The defensive fortification has a 50% chance to divert enemy attacks to itself. While the defensive line will make any players who move behind it immune to damage, at the cost of itself taking damage every time one of those players is attacked.

Free heals may be used to fully restore yourself. They are one-time use only, so be wise. Using a free heal while dead will revive you with guaranteed success.

[JamesH]

build another loving autocannon
and fire the original one at mini tank #3

[CRITAWAKETS]

I try to rebuild buildings.

On a 4: Rebuild Fortress

On a 5: Rebuild Fortress and Mobile Command Center

On a 6: Put on a Construction skill cape and rebuild every building at the cost of -1 HP.

[SubDaWoofer]

I try to rebuild buildings.

On a 4: Rebuild Fortress

On a 5: Rebuild Fortress and Mobile Command Center

On a 6: Put on a Construction skill cape and rebuild every building at the cost of -1 HP.

lmao controlling the game

Code: [Select]

#include <iostream>
#include <botstream>
int main(){
BS.lockTarget( " CRITAWAKETS fort " );
BS.initate( " Machine Gun " );
}

[crazies alt]

heal self and return to building up speed

[Space1255]

I throw milk at the main boss

[kidplasma]

Breakdance myself back to life. (Free Heal)

[DELL]

hey wheres the "free heal available"

I use the might and pure dedication of the North Korean people to smash the second Mini Tank, as hundreds of pickaxes fall to the ground towards it!

[Twix]

ask god if i can live again

[Rabbot32]

Still building! Need some help!

[NotBomberguy]

im p sure I should be 100% MAD by now
anyways flip the heavy tank on its side
mad assists for +x if you want

[failbros2]

im p sure I should be 100% MAD by now
anyways flip the heavy tank on its side
mad assists for +x if you want

heavier tank's dead now

[TableSalt]

FREE HEAL
if that doesn't use the turn then try the lightning spell again