Tank Busters! That forum game where you destroy tanks. (SOLDIERS OR TANKS?)

[Space1255]

If there isn't an update in the next 20 or so hours, I will start a mutiny and update it because tbh this is taking a tad longer than we'd all like.

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[Marios]

If there isn't an update in the next 20 or so hours, I will start a mutiny and update it because tbh this is taking a tad longer than we'd all like.

Let the man take his time. And maybe, er, have a forum game of his own.

EDIT: Crap, realized the game hasn't been updated for over a week. Still, maybe he fell on some trouble - he will probably state it when he can't update for real.

[lord techno]

stuff, sorry guys, i was going to push the update out last night but my internet got cut off, i'll get it out ASAP today. Promise.

[Space1255]

Cool. No mutiny today.

[lord techno]

TableSalt: Rolled 2
Fire spontaneously erupts from your throat. Incinerating the Ratte for 467 damage, but scorching your own throat in the process. -1 HP

CRITAWAKETS: Landed on
You yell at ARUGUSTIS SARIDOMIN to accept your revive. He does, returning you to the realm of life.

ZeÜberMedic!: Landed on
You call upon the powers of badassery and demon slaying to become DOOMGUY! You are not badass enough and the powers reject you.

NotBomberguy: Rolled 5
You chuck a relativistic baseball at the .9c, and somehow damage the ratte? 91 damage.

SubDaWoofer: Attempted to break the rules of death
You attempt to attack from hell because you claim it's your home. Satan interrupts your attack and lectures you on how you cannot attack while dead.

JamesH: Rolled 4
You open a rift to the gaming multiverse, every single weapon in existance emerging to forget up the Ratte. 100 damage.

Mr Queeba: Landed on
You kick yourself back to the land of the living. You are alive! Again!

kidplasma: Rolled 3
You inhale deeply and scream. Your voice cracks and nothing comes out.

Rabbot32: Rolled 6
You begin to instruct the survivors of the Ratte crew that they are far overworked, they need to get out, to play, and do other stuff. It works so well, your heart actually hurts. Ratte takes 156 damage. -1 HP

Nix the Glaceon: Rolled 1
You awaken from a terrible nightmare with a cup of bleach in-hand. The dream was so terrible you decide to kill yourself and drink the bleach. Your insides melt away and you perish. In japan, drinking your detergent is a popular method of Self Delete.

Redconer: Rolled 1
You grab your tiny peashooter and aim it at the Ratte. You accidentally have the peashooter aimed backwards and send a pellet through your eye into your brain, killing you in moments. It's always the smallest things to have the deadliest effect.

Notorious B.I.G: Landed on
You hastily construct a steel mill. Only for it to fall apart because you suck at building.

Cromartini: Landed on
You unleash your dankest DAB from beyond the grave. But it does nothing. For shame.

The Ratte explodes, spreading it's fragments everywhere. The few individuals who survived it flee with the Ratte construction plans! Something tells you that this is not the last you've seen of the Ratte.

PLAYERS:
tber123: 3/3
Twix: weightlifter wannabe, shoulders broken
Mr Queeba: 3/3
Cybertails1998: 3/3  
NotBomberGuy: 3/3 Rebuilding Amazon Prime Terminal, will finish in 1 turn
MoltenKitten: 3/3
Space1255: 3/3
Rabbot32: 2/3
TristianLuigi: 3/3
cromartini: look before you dab
kidplasma: 3/3
crazies alt: 3/3
eboyblue10: 3/3
SubDaWoofer: exploded himself
Juncoph: 3/3
CRITAWAKETS: 3/3
Potatoh: 3/3
Notorious B.I.G: 3/3
GrapeJellyToastMan: 3/3
Man of Greenish: 3/3
Somemong: 3/3
Nix the Glaceon: Drank his laundry detergent
Redconer: Got peashot
JamesH: 3/3
Microsoft EDGE: 3/3
Pngu12970: 3/3
Deoxys And One Noob: kablammo
Gojira: 3/3
crazies alt: punched a falcon
Rigel: 3/3
ZeUberMedic: 3/3
Malleo100: 3/3
TableSalt: 2/3 Got MAD (triple damage, cannot roll 3 or less) (2 turns left)
Just M2: 2/3
shinyarceus4: 3/3
Clownfish: 3/3

ALLIES:
}]Crazy[{‘s skeleton with Churchill’s soul: NUKED
Tiger II: NUKED
Engineer: death by highest button
TOG II: 4/4
Daemon Prince: NUKED
M2’s Howitzer: NUKED
ZeUberMedic's BIG Howitzer: NUKED
Twix's Rototank: NUKED
KV-2: Destroyed by the Precursor

BUILDINGS:
Amazon Prime Terminal^TM: NUKED
CRIT's Fortress: NUKED
Mobile Command Center: NUKED
Fallout Shelter / Superbunker: Took too much abuse
GrapeJellyToastMan's Compound: Destroyed by the Precursor
CRITAWAKET's P.S.V: freaking blammed itself

[lord techno]

After a long, bloody battle, the Ratte has fallen, though...It's workers had escaped with it's construction plans. To avoid further losses, the players were forced to retreat from the ever growing army of tanks in front of them.

This war was not over yet, there would be more tanks. It was up to the players to stop them.

The next tank will be introduced at failbros2's leisure, as well as which mercenary is hired.

[ZeÜberMedic!]

build up defenses

[Space1255]

Start making medicines for every player

[Just M2]

A shout at some bloke to help my engineer come back to life

[Nix the Glaceon]

wake up

[SubDaWoofer]

bitch slap satan and claim its my home
also if i revive i DIE
thats better, right?
(ps this is basically a revive roll but i get revived in hell)

[JamesH]

construct a 400mm autocannon turret

[CRITAWAKETS]

I equip myself with full bandos armor and a (Unblessed) saradomin sword.

[TableSalt]

Continue being mad so that this turn doesn't count.
>cant roll 3 or less
>rolled 2

scuse me???/

[Twix]

magically revive myself