ZeÜberMedic!: Preparing DefensesYou begin to build defensive fortifications. They will be fully constructed in two turns.
Allies who assist this action cut the completion time by 1 turn for each assist.Space1255: Preparing MedicinesYou start manufacturing medicine for allies. They will be finished in two turns.
Allies who assist this action cut the completion time by 1 turn for each assist.Just M2: Revived EngineerYou shout at the nearest bloke to revive your engineer. They abuse his corpse with a medical kit, returning him to life.
Reviving allies is essential to ensuring victory.Nix the Glaceon: Landed on 
You wake up. Then realize you woke up into another dream, you are still dead.
Revives are 100% guaranteed if an ally performs them on you.SubDaWoofer: Landed on You bitch slap satan, telling him that hell IS your home. Satan prevents your revive from succeeding, intending to keep you dead and at his mercy.
Revives are 100% guaranteed if an ally performs them on you.JamesH: Constructing Autocannon TurretYou draft and set the construction plans for a 400mm Auto-Cannon Turret. It will be fully constructed in five turns.
Allies who assist this action cut the completion time by 1 turn for each assist.CRITAWAKETS: Equipped Bandos Armor /w Saradomin Sword (unblessed)You don a full set of Bandos Armor and grab an unblessed Saradomin Sword. You gain the (Bandos Defense) and (Saradomin Lightning) Buffs.
Equipped items add attachment buffs. Which remain active as long as they are equipped.TableSalt: Continues being MAD.You continue being mad, specifically at the OP for messing up last turns roll. Your MAD counter will not reduce during your next attack.
If operators make a mistake during updates, the player who is victim of it will be compensated.Twix: Landed on 
A lingering spell from beyond the grave restores your body to the world of the living. You have returned to life!
Revives are 100% guaranteed if an ally performs them on you.NotBomberguy: Attempted to hijack the heavy tank.You attempt to hijack the heavy tank. There is no heavy tank, there is only a "Heavier Tank". You fail due to this.
You are not allowed to control enemy tanks. Through any means.Redconer: Landed on You rise from the grave, covered in pringles. You have returned to life!
Revives are 100% guaranteed if an ally performs them on you.cromartini: Forgot he is deadYou summon a legion of darkness, in your mind. Unfortunately you are still dead!crazies alt: Rolled 1You discharge all of the energy you had been building up. The potent energy backfires and you disintegrate. You built up speed for 12 hours. Look at what happened.
You have died! Somebody will have to revive you, or you can flip a coin to revive yourself.TableSalt: Rolled 4Due to compensation letting you attack twice, You swing the Terra Blade, striking the main tank directly. You inflict 388 damage.
Remember that assisting attacks adds 1 point to the roll.Rabbot32: Constructing Defensive LineYou begin to construct a defensive line. It will be fully constructed in two turns.
Allies who assist this action cut the completion time by 1 turn for each assist.Cybertails1998: Rolled: 5You pull out a crowbar and forget up the third mini-tanks tracks. You inflict 126 damage.
Remember that assisting attacks adds 1 point to the roll.JamesH: Rolled: 4You trick the main tank into dividing it's navigational system by zero. Inflicting 91 damage.
Remember that assisting attacks adds 1 point to the roll.Kidplasma: Rolled: 1You rip open a pack of mentos and drop a few into a bottle of soda. You accidentally drop too many and turn the soda into an explosive, the bottle detonating and killing you in a fizzy explosion. Didn't people tell you not to put mentos into soda bottles?
You have died! Somebody will have to revive you, or you can flip a coin to revive yourself.Microsoft EDGE: Rolled: 6harness my aner towards aqua and flip the tank (not flip off, FLIP THE TANK)
You harness your anger at OP and literally flip the heavier tank. Inflicting 120 damage. However, the tank falls back on it's front and crushes your leg. -1 HP
Remember that assisting attacks adds 1 point to the roll.Tuevon: Rolled: 5Let flip off the tank. "You know what I think of you?!" *middle-finger* "Hah! That's right!"
You flip off the crew of the main tank. Inflicting 105 damage.
Remember that assisting attacks adds 1 point to the roll.Bronson: Rolled: 3Bronson loads his triple barrel shotgun and unloads on the main tank. The bullets bounce off harmlessly
Heavier Tank
The heavier tank fires it's machine guns, hitting Twix, JamesH, NotBomberguy, and Malleo100 for 1 damage each.
HP: 1000/1000 Armor: 472/500 SHIELD: 0/750
The tank is actually green. Maybe we are colorblind? Who cares, its got massive guns!
Machineguns hit 4 people for 1 damage, main cannon is 2 dmg for 3 people
Mini Tank
The mini tank fires it's gun at shinyarceus4 inflicting 1 damage.
HP: 800/800 Armor: 400/400 Shield: 500/500
Such a cool tank!
Mini Tank #2
The mini tank fires it's gun at TOG II inflicting 1 damage.
HP: 800/800 Armor: 400/400 Shield: 500/500
Totally not a clone of Mini Tank #1.
Mini Tank #3
The mini tank fires it's gun at Pngu12970 inflicting 1 damage.
HP: 800/800 Armor: 400/400 Shield: 374/500
I still wonder how someone would fit in this...?
The tank's shields are Protector Shields. They reduce ranged attacks by 1/2 of their damage and increase melee damage by 50%. Get your knives out!
PLAYERS:tber123:
3/3 Twix:
2/3Mr Queeba:
3/3 Cybertails1998:
3/3 NotBomberGuy:
2/3MoltenKitten:
3/3 Space1255:
3/3 Preparing Medicine [2 Turns Left]Rabbot32:
2/3 Constructing Defensive Line [2 Turns Left]TristianLuigi:
3/3cromartini:
look before you dabkidplasma:
Played with soda bombs crazies alt:
Built up speed for 12 hours and forgeted up. eboyblue10:
3/3 SubDaWoofer:
exploded himself Juncoph:
3/3 CRITAWAKETS: 3/3 |
3/3 Bandos Defense/Saradomin Lightning active [3 Attacks till Lightning]Potatoh:
3/3 Notorious B.I.G:
3/3GrapeJellyToastMan:
3/3Man of Greenish:
3/3 Somemong:
3/3 Nix the Glaceon:
Drank his laundry detergent Redconer:
3/3JamesH:
2/3 Constructing 400mm Autocannon Turret [5 Turns Left]Microsoft EDGE:
2/3Pngu12970:
2/3 Deoxys And One Noob:
kablammoGojira:
3/3 crazies alt:
punched a falconRigel:
3/3 ZeUberMedic:
3/3 Preparing Defenses [2 Turns Left]Malleo100:
2/3 TableSalt:
2/3 Got MAD (triple damage, cannot roll 3 or less) (2 turns left)Just M2:
2/3shinyarceus4:
2/3 Clownfish:
3/3 ALLIES:}]Crazy[{‘s skeleton with Churchill’s soul:
NUKEDTiger II:
NUKEDEngineer:
3/3Bronson: 6/6 3/3TOG II:
3/4Daemon Prince:
NUKEDM2’s Howitzer:
NUKEDZeUberMedic's BIG Howitzer:
NUKEDTwix's Rototank:
NUKEDKV-2:
Destroyed by the PrecursorBUILDINGS:Amazon Prime TerminalTM:
15/15CRIT's Fortress:
NUKEDMercenary Vault: 15/15Mobile Command Center: NUKED
Fallout Shelter / Superbunker: Took too much abuse
GrapeJellyToastMan's Compound: Destroyed by the Precursor
CRITAWAKET's P.S.V: freaking blammed itself
The Mercenary Vault has been added! As long as it is standing, mercenaries will be able to hire after each round!
Bandos Defense adds 3 points of armor to the wearer, armor regenerates at the end of battle.
Saradomin Lightning causes every third attack to launch two bolts of lightning, which both pierce armor. Shields negate the lightning bolts entirely.
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