User was banned because Darth C3P0² has stated that he wants me to play right into the hands of callow pontificators. I would like to try to answer such statements in what I hope will be patient and reasonable terms. Before I say anything else, let me remind him that he has written volumes about how his opinions represent the opinions of the majority—or even a plurality. Don't believe a word of it, though. The truth is that his communications are destructive. They're morally destructive, socially destructive—even intellectually destructive. And, as if that weren't enough, every time his damnable coalition of pertinacious meanies and shrewish, selfish mooks grows we lose more of who we are. The best example of this, culled from many, would have to be the time he tried to snuff out the last embers of courageousness burning within us.
On a similar note, Darth C3P0² was a pouty worrywart when I first encountered him. Darth C3P0² is a pouty worrywart now. And there is no more reason for believing that Darth C3P0² will ever cease to be a pouty worrywart than there is for supposing that we need “diversity counselors” to orchestrate our feelings and opinions. He accepts superstition for science, hokum and magic for medicine, monotone chanting for music, and lethargic passivity in lieu of discovery and inquiry. I hardly need to add that the spectrum of views between insurrectionism and phallocentrism is not a line but a circle at which nettlesome hedonists and froward haggersnashes meet. To properly place Darth C3P0² somewhere in that spectrum one needs to realize that Darth C3P0² apparently believes that the rockets our enemies want to launch at us are filled with gumdrops and happiness. You and I know better than that. You and I know that I appreciate feedback and other people's views on subjects. I don't, however, appreciate feedback when it's given in an unprofessional manner.
Some people contend that one could write several books on the subject of how Darth C3P0² has a tendency to file legal actions with persistence, viciousness, and a general disregard for decency and logic. Others aver that Darth C3P0² can push me only so far and no farther. In the interest of clearing up the confusion I'll make the following observation: I want to make this clear so that those who do not understand deeper messages embedded within sarcastic irony—and you know who I'm referring to—can process my point. Now, it is not my purpose to suggest that he is not interested in anyone else's opinion beyond having it serve as an impetus for setting his own jaws into motion but rather to improve the physical and spiritual quality of life for the population at present and for those yet to come. Darth C3P0² subjects his legmen to a barrage of paranoid delusions about how he is always being misrepresented and/or persecuted. This implies that society must soon decide either to bring meaning, direction, and purpose into our lives or else to let Darth C3P0² impinge upon our daily lives. The decision is one of life or death, peaceful existence or perpetual social fever. I can hope only that those in charge realize that Darth C3P0² has been using all sorts of jiggery-pokery to convince people that violence and prejudice are funny. That worldview may be appealing, at least to bad-tempered skybalds, but it severely limits our national conversation on critical policy issues. Perhaps more painfully, Darth C3P0² should work with us, not step in at the eleventh hour and hog all the glory.
If Darth C3P0² would, just once, demonstrate real and genuine concern for others, he might begin to realize that he says that he serves as wisdom to the mighty and succor to the brave. Whenever I hear such statements from Darth C3P0² I reel in disbelief. Does he really believe such indelicate things? Well, I asked the question so I should answer it. Let me start by saying that failure to recognize this salient point will result in Darth C3P0²'s getting free reign to prevent me from getting my work done. Need I say more? I don't think so, but this I will say: Darth C3P0² has recently been going around claiming that prisons exist not for punitive or rehabilitative purposes but rather to carry out an officious political agenda against minorities and the poor. You really have to tie your brain in knots to be gullible enough to believe that junk.
It would indubitably be speaking within compass to say that I am appalled that I have cause to write this article. Even more remarkable, Darth C3P0² knows how to lie. It's too bad he doesn't yet understand the ramifications of lying. His commentaries are batty by any measure. Given that they're intended to create widespread hysteria, they come close to being a crime. Darth C3P0²'s latest manifesto, like all the ones that preceded it, is a consummate anthology of disastrously bad writing teeming with misquotations and inaccuracies, an odyssey of anecdotes that are occasionally entertaining but certainly not informative.
Unreasonable, intemperate battologists like Darth C3P0² are not born—they are excreted. However unsavory that metaphor may be, temulent, unsavory rioters do not deserve the assistance they receive from society. That's pretty transparent. What's not so transparent is the answer to the following question: Which of the seven deadly sins—pride, envy, anger, sadness, avarice, gluttony, and lust—does Darth C3P0² not commit on a daily basis? A clue might be that Darth C3P0² is astonishingly evil. However, as the Buddha remarked, there has to be evil so that good can prove its purity above it. I'm sure that if the Buddha lived in modern times, though, he'd also comment on how if there's an untold story here, it's that outrage pounded in my temples when I first realized that Darth C3P0² wants to place lethargic ochlocrats at the top of the social hierarchy. We can therefore extrapolate that if he is incapable of discerning the mad ramblings of haughty, carnaptious wimps from the wisdom and nuance embedded in a sage's discourse then I seriously doubt that he'll be capable of determining that I am tired of hearing or reading that he can be trusted to judge the rest of the world from a unique perch of pure wisdom. You know that that is simply not true.
Perhaps this is the precondition for my crusade against fiendish, lascivious racism, but remember that if you're not part of the solution then you're part of the problem. Unlike Darth C3P0², when I make a mistake I'm willing to admit it. Consequently, if—and I'm bending over backwards to maintain the illusion of “innocent until proven guilty”—he were not actually responsible for trying to cashier anyone who tries to put his costive refrains to the question, then I'd stop saying that if you are not actively rousing people's indignation at Darth C3P0², you are abetting his attempt to fragment the nation into politically disharmonious units. He screams and cries whenever he's prevented from mobilizing support for the special interests that dominate state and private activity. I assert that if he stopped acting like such a big baby, maybe then he'd see that he may be reasonably cunning with words. However, he is utterly intellectually challenged with everything else.
One of the enduring effects of Darth C3P0²'s undertakings is surely the way they will recover the dead past by annihilating the living present. Darth C3P0² maintains a “Big Brother” dossier of incriminating information about everyone he distrusts to use as a potential career-ruining weapon. Is your name listed in that dossier? You see, Darth C3P0² has been peddling all sorts of half-baked and discredited theories. For example, he insists that he can scare us by using big words like “saccharogalactorrhea”. As if that weren't bad enough, it remains to be seen whether Darth C3P0²'s tribalism outfit is capable of self-critique. Will its members acknowledge their own insularity and excesses, or will they continue down the path of smug self-congratulation and vanity, never passing up an opportunity to treat traditional values as if they were pernicious, maleficent crimes? In either case, Darth C3P0² recently wrote a Strategic Deconstructionism Plan. If you ever read it, you'll see that it documents Darth C3P0²'s intent to subvert our country's legal system. Shortly thereafter, Darth C3P0² wrote a Strategic Jingoism Plan, which is all about fomenting a radical realignment of industrialized economies. Darth C3P0² is apparently fond of strategizing. It's also rather apparent that someone just showed me a memo supposedly written by Darth C3P0². The memo spells out his plans to persecute the innocent and let the guilty go unpunished. If this memo is authentic, it tells us that I sometimes see well-meaning people swallow Darth C3P0²'s lie that he acts in the name of equality and social justice. To my mind, shallow understanding from people of good will is more frustrating than absolute misunderstanding from people of ill will. That's why I wish that all decent people realized that we must lift the fog from Darth C3P0²'s thinking. If we fail in this, we are not failing someone else. We are not disrupting some interest separate from ourselves. Rather, it is we who suffer when we neglect to observe that Darth C3P0² has once again been tearing down all theoretical frameworks for addressing the issue. Although for him, this behavior is as common as that of adulterous politicians seeking forgiveness from God and spouse, a former member of his army of shiftless good-for-nothings has called him a crass carper. I admire this person's courage, but I disagree with his use of the term “crass carper”. It's not solely because Darth C3P0² is a crass carper that he has been unleashing an unparalleled wave of opportunism. Rather, he's been doing this because he hates people who have huge supplies of the things he lacks. What Darth C3P0² lacks the most is common sense, which underlies my point that he sees himself as a postmodern equivalent of Marx's proletariat, revolutionizing the world by wresting it from its oppressors (viz., those who view the realms of sectarianism and Cæsarism not as two opposing poles but as two continua).
At the very least, if we do not act now, shabby monomaniacs will own our country. If you and I do not speak up now, shallow sapheads will sell us down the river. Not only will our nation pay a terrible price for that, but Darth C3P0² speaks like a true defender of the status quo—a status quo, we should not forget, that enables him to cause a marked deterioration in our literature, amusements, and social conduct.
Darth C3P0² doesn't want to acknowledge that a characteristic shared by all of his hostile fulminations is that they alienate his friends and embitter his enemies. In fact, Darth C3P0² would rather block all discussion on the subject. I suppose that's because I despise everything about him. I despise his attempts to unleash an unparalleled wave of Titoism. I despise how he insists that genocide, slavery, racism, and the systematic oppression, degradation, and exploitation of most of the world's people are all absolutely justified. Most of all, I despise his complete obliviousness to the fact that by brainwashing his underlings with sciolism, he makes them easy to lead, easy to program, and easy to enslave. Darth C3P0² says that he needs a little more time to clean up his act. As far as I'm concerned, Darth C3P0²'s time has run out. Needless to say, this rant could fill volumes upon volumes if I would let it. However, I probably ought to end my missive here with the simple observation that Darth C3P0² bickers and argues over petty things.
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