Author Topic: [NUCLEAR]|BLF FIGHT CLUB 2016| ROUND 3 TROGTOR VS FREEK (Read 18612 times)

Torin · August 19, 2016, 01:43:42 PM

they both fall over and die from exhaustion

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Nonnel · August 19, 2016, 01:55:17 PM

Quote from: Trogtor on August 19, 2016, 01:28:21 PM

yes but zealot has a speed advantage

yeah right. he's a vegetarian.

Quote from: Frequency on August 19, 2016, 01:28:37 PM

You say that like Kimon would be capable of lifting his own arm.

Not to mention that plants are very resilient unless exposed to forces that could shred or tear them.

he could also plain fall over on him, but then i guess it's not clear who the winner is.

Zloff · August 19, 2016, 02:02:38 PM

kimon rolls onto him and wins

Nicepoint · August 19, 2016, 02:38:50 PM

The fight begins with the opponents glaring at each other... The intensity of the glare tells how much hatred there is between these two.
Kimon makes the first move by slowly charging towards McZealot. To this Zealot responds by jumping towards the ceiling.
To the ceiling, is installed a Inalsa Sonic 3 Blade Ceiling Fan with it's 75 W power and 350 RPM it easily blows McZealot towards his enemy with extra speed.
Kimon eats his first Snickers bar and effectively transforms into himself and gains a powerboost. Unfortunately for him, Zealot has already closed the distance between the two.
Due to Kimon's high amount calories, his reaction time is reduced by 0.5 seconds and he cannot react fast enough to protect himself from Zealot's "Dual Leg Ceiling Fan Powered Stomp�"
The glasses that Kimon was wearing fall off as Zealot's stomp hits Kimon in the eye with his stomp. Kimon is now in severe pain and has lost 45% vision.
But the fight is not over yet, as Kimon swings his stubby arms around, causing Zealot to be caught in the swirling air. With what vision Kimon has, he tries to sit on the blurry thing that he sees. Unfortunately he simply sits on his own ass that had somehow appeared in front of him.
Zealot finally lands to the ground only to be caught in the seismic waves that Kimon's special move caused. McZealot's bones creak under the stress.
But McZealot is not about to give up like that. He activates his special ability and grabs a hold of Kimon's face. He pulls himself towards Kimon who is desperately trying to find his glasses and flings himself at Kimon.
Zealot uses what he gained from Lily of the valley diet and uses his feet to slice a wound to Kimon's neck.
McZealot watches as the mighty mountain of fat falls over before him.

Yeah, I got a little carried away

Akio- · August 19, 2016, 03:40:24 PM

/VS/

ROUND 2, START

Nonnel · August 19, 2016, 03:51:50 PM

McJob berates Kochie into figurative and physical submission

Jairo · August 19, 2016, 03:53:35 PM

mcjob wins, no competition

SimpleFish · August 19, 2016, 03:53:49 PM

Mcjob would win with his kangaroo powers, passed down by his family.

ThatDarkNinja778 · August 19, 2016, 03:58:18 PM

McJob is a pure australian so its an auto win for him.

Eon · August 19, 2016, 04:00:37 PM

in mcjibless the furry killer we trust

TheABELBOTO · August 19, 2016, 04:01:48 PM

This furry is about to get scorched

Eon · August 19, 2016, 04:06:15 PM

Quote from: TheABELBOTO on August 19, 2016, 04:01:48 PM

This furry is about to get scorched

an assloving he'd enjoy

Torin · August 19, 2016, 04:07:25 PM

Torin · August 19, 2016, 04:12:03 PM

you forgot to implement the attack where he strangles you with a dog collar

Maxwell. · August 19, 2016, 04:13:15 PM

mcjob wrestles and rapes kangaroos so he's not unfamiliar with the art of loving over furries

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Author Topic: [NUCLEAR]|BLF FIGHT CLUB 2016| ROUND 3 TROGTOR VS FREEK (Read 18612 times)

Torin

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Zloff

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Jairo

SimpleFish

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Eon

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Eon

Torin

Torin

Maxwell.