ROUND ONE STARTS. mczealot starts off the round wheezing for air due to his extreme lack in a proper diet causing his stamina to maintain itself at a low ground. kimon follows do to the fact hes a ham beast and can't walk 2 steps without groaning. kimon goes for the first attack, the ham slam. he attempts to jump in mid air to make a violent ground smash, his body only ascends two inches, he immediately falls over in the direction of mczealot. mczealot, being skin in bones, knows that the attack will instantly kill him. in the moment, mczealot comes with a masterful plan. he grabs the few strings of hair from his chest and ties them into paper thin lasso. cowboy style, mczealot dodges the ham beast kimon and sucessfully lassos him. lucky for mczealot, he has been on a sole diet of aloe vera plants, increasing the strength of his hair. the hair lasso slices ham beast kimon in two like a big slice of cheese. the ham beast is dead. mczealot gazes at the sliced ham beast, and pukes his insides out at the sight of seeing meat. he dies instantly.
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