The Deal: Revisited [History Repeats Itself]

[Space1255]

Continue doing the cycle while looking straight at him

[Ad Bot]

[Refticus]

cycle™ out of the window while cycling™ for 5 years

[tber123]

> DO THE CYCLE™ AT Blue Meanie

You do the CYCLE™ at Blue Meanie, vomiting all over him from across the room. Just like before, Mussolni does the Matrix-dodge and avoids every last drop of vomit.

"Robo-McClass! Come on out!" Blue Meanie shouts. Your other personality walks out of the augmentation machine with a fancy auto-repair module installed into him before standing side by side with Blue Meanie.

> CYCLE™ OUT THE WINDOW AND CYCLE™ FOR FIVE YEARS

You jump out of a nearby window in the augmentation lab and resume doing the CYCLE™, intending to do it for a full five years.

"What should we do with him?" Robo-McClass asks Blue Meanie.

"Come with me and watch." Blue Meanie and Robo-McClass leave the room. As they do so, Blue Meanie whips out a button and presses it, causing several shutters to lock down the room while a deadly gas starts pumping into the room.

You still continue doing the CYCLE™ regardless. Ain't no gas gonna stop you... Right? You start having second thoughts when you start taking damage from the gas. You may be a cyborg, but you still have to breathe, you know.

Soon after taking damage from the gas, your boss sends you a text message. Seems like he's getting impatient.



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To the north is the Augmentation Room. Grandpa ain't there!
To the west is the Armory and Security Station. Grandpa ain't there!
To the east are the cells. Grandpa ain't there!
To the south is the Special Prisoner Storage Unit. Grandpa ain't there!

Your inventory contains a phone.

You are wearing boxers.

Your body has been heavily augmented, making you look like a robotic abomination. Your skin is as tough as heavy body armor, you have a CYCLE™ button on your torso, there is a stereo inside your chest, you've got a CYCLE™ enhancing reactor, your arms and legs are robotic, and you've got a minigun inside you.

You are badly wounded. You have a literal split personality that exists because you were shot in the head. Or something.


CYCLE™

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[Space1255]

start blasting a hole in the wall with a barrage of punches while screaming "ORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAOR AORA"

[cromartini]

start blasting a hole in the wall with a barrage of punches while screaming "ORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAOR AORA"

While at it blast this from our stereo implanted in our chest.

[Refticus]

read text message while doing the cycle™

[Space1255]

read text message while doing the cycle™

Respond to the boss "help"

[tber123]

> RESPOND BACK "HELP" WHILE DOING THE CYCLE™

You do the CYCLE™, whip out you phone, and quickly type in "HELP" without even bothering to read the boss's text message first. The boss responds that he's the one who needs help, as he's about to get captured by a bunch of love bots, fascists, and fascist love-bot cyborgs teaming up against him. He continues texting you, stating that your grandfather is currently having a last stand against the robots and could get overwhelmed anytime soon.

> UNLEASH A BARRAGE OF PUNCHES AND BLAST A HOLE IN THE WALL WHILE BLASTING MUSIC FROM JOJO'S BIZARRE ADVENTURE

You blast Jojo music from your chest-implanted stereo while unleashing a barrage of robo-punches at the wall, letting out a mighty scream of "ORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAOR AORA" as you do so. The wall eventually explodes into several pieces and goes flying, and you're one step closer to freedom. The gas in the augmentation lab follows you out of the hole in the wall, and slowly begins filling up the rest of the underground prison that you're in.

> CHECK THE BODIES OF THE GUYS WE PREVIOUSLY KILLED FOR A GAS MASK

You frantically rush around in the prison and leave no corpse unturned as you search for a gas mask. Nobody has one.

> LOOK AROUND FOR A HANDY-DANDY MEDICAL DISPENSER

You find a medical dispenser in the Security Station and push a button on it. A first-aid kit pops out, and you apply it to your body. You feel healthier.

> EXAMINE SECURITY STATION

The security station contains a desk with several monitors on it. Security camera feeds are displayed on the monitors. There is a big red button under the desk that says "OPEN EXIT". There is a medical dispenser mounted on the wall.


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To the north is the Augmentation Room. Grandpa ain't there!
To the west is the Armory and Security Station. Grandpa ain't there!
To the east are the cells. Grandpa ain't there!
To the south is the Special Prisoner Storage Unit. Grandpa ain't there!

Your inventory contains a phone.

You are wearing boxers.

Your body has been heavily augmented, making you look like a robotic abomination. Your skin is as tough as heavy body armor, you have a CYCLE™ button on your torso, there is a stereo inside your chest, you've got a CYCLE™ enhancing reactor, your arms and legs are robotic, and you've got a minigun inside you.

You are lightly wounded. You have a literal split personality that exists because you were shot in the head. Or something.


CYCLE™

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Some help with the poll is also needed

Suggest a theme/genre/whatever to add to the poll

[Refticus]

cycle™ the button and help your homies fight off love robot

[cromartini]

Find grandpa

[Space1255]

continue doing the ora ora ora until you're out of the prison, look for boss
press the OPEN EXIT button
also for a suggestion to a poll, i suggest a JRPG-Esque option

[cromartini]

pol suggestion: some dungeon crawler with dwarves and stuff

[tber123]

> PRESS "OPEN EXIT" BUTTON

You hit the "Open Exit" button. The exit slides open.

> RUSH TO THE SURFACE AND FIND GRANDPA

You exit the underground prison and find an elevator to the surface, which you take. You exit the elevator to find a massive battle raging on. Destroyed lovebots and corpses of Blue Meanie's men liberally litter the ground, most of the town has been destroyed, lasers and plasma fly all over the place, and gunfire constantly rings out. As you look around, you notice a crashed helicopter to the west. Several robots are surrounding the helicopter and dragging your boss away. To the east, you see a man in the distance, surrounded by a literal mountain of destroyed robots. He continues shooting into the masses of robots coming for him with a plasma rifle in each hand.

This is clearly the handiwork of your Grandpa.

> CYCLE™ THE BUTTON AND HELP FIGHT OFF THE loveBOTS

You press the button on your torso and attack the robots with your enhanced CYCLE™, sending projectile vomit everywhere. The projectile vomit gets into the insides of the robots, causing them to short-circuit and explode violently. The robots realize that they're being attacked from behind, turn their attention to you, and open fire with their minigun-arms. The bullets bounce off of your skin, and you continue doing the CYCLE™ at the robots. This one-sided slaughter goes well until you suddenly see a familiar-looking man running at you. It's Uncle Jay (no relation) in the robo-flesh, lunging at you with a cybernetic entrepreneur  staff. It's obvious that he's been rebuilt by Gloria the Glorious.

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Your inventory contains a phone.

You are wearing boxers.

Your body has been heavily augmented, making you look like a robotic abomination. Your skin is as tough as heavy body armor, you have a CYCLE™ button on your torso, there is a stereo inside your chest, you've got a CYCLE™ enhancing reactor, your arms and legs are robotic, and you've got a minigun inside you.

You are lightly wounded. You have a literal split personality that exists because you were shot in the head. Or something.


CYCLE™

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continue doing the ora ora ora until you're out of the prison, look for boss
press the OPEN EXIT button
also for a suggestion to a poll, i suggest a JRPG-Esque option

Never played a JRPG before

pol suggestion: some dungeon crawler with dwarves and stuff

Planning to keep the next forum game somewhat simple though since I've never really done a "multiplayer" one outside of HIGH ROLLERS (Which was too complex-as-forget and time-consuming)

[NotBomberguy]

let out a sonic autistic screech so loud it decimates the lovebots in a 50 mile area

[Refticus]

let out a sonic autistic screech so loud it decimates the lovebots in a 50 mile area

the screech is a power we do not understand
it might blow us up