Gorilla Simulator 2016

[hotremox]

ram  through the window

[Ad Bot]

[Poliwhirl]

unleash your primal rage and commence love

Your sudden advances are blocked by a thin metal barrier. This, coupled with your brand new obscene banana, serves only to confuse Linda.

-1 Good Boy point.

[Mr.Blocko]

Take a stuff and fingerpaint on the wall with it.

[hotremox]

bash through the window next to the door

[Poliwhirl]

bash through the window next to the door

The glass used for gorilla enclosures is composed of roughly 3-4 layers of 3-4 inch glass. You're gonna need to find another way out.

Take a stuff and fingerpaint on the wall with it.

You don't think anybody wants to see that. Not to mention the huge reduction in Good Boy points.

[SWAT One]

Dig a hole in the ground.  You must tunnel your way out!

[Mr Queeba]

Dig a hole in the ground.  You must tunnel your way out!

[Poliwhirl]

Dig a hole in the ground.  You must tunnel your way out!

There's a brief period of time before the Neo-Lindas appear. You could attempt to dig the hole yourself, or you could attempt diplomacy with the other apes to collectively combine your digging power.
Speaking of which, there they are right now!

They seem busy right now. Should you interrupt?

[Unova]

find a mate to forget and make babies with, be a happy ape and make a family to continue generation and maintain goodboy points

[Drydess]

find a kid and whip him around until you get shot, and die a hero

[kongo]

clobber the snot out of the other gorillas to establish your role as dictator

[TheMrDoors]

avenge harambe and kill a zookeeper

[bestguy22]

Your sudden advances are blocked by a thin metal barrier. This, coupled with your brand new obscene banana, serves only to confuse Linda.

kill Linda

[Moustache]

Become a grill

[SWAT One]

Yes.  Team effort!