The RNG Universe (und is dead)

[CRITAWAKETS]

Launch more fighters.

SUBMIT OR DIE.

[Ad Bot]

[ZeÜberMedic!]

Shoot it with a laser rifle.

[Space1255]

I punch it twice.

[tber123]

Blow up the fish with an RPG

[Nix the Glaceon]

TABLESALT rolled a 1!
In the middle of your swing, you accidentally drop it. It flies about 10 feet into the air before coming back down and crushing your skull in. ded
CRITAWAKETS rolled a 4!
You do whatever-the-forget-those-wierd-spaceships-do to the enemy. 72 damage dealt to the enemy!
SPACE1255 rolled a 6!
You punch the fesh twice. Your fists light on fire for no apparent reason, dealing 1 heart of damage to you but dealing mortal damage to the enemy!

FESH DED!

PLANET 3:
SWASP J1407B

The rings, man.

Guarded by:
OH stuff IT'S A BOSS

MECHA UND
A reanimated dead meme hellbent on destroying your hope in humanity.

ZEUBERMEDICL rolled a 1!
You drop your rifle when trying to shoot at the enemy. The laser cuts you in half. ded
TBER123 rolled a 6!
You manage to cram 50 fragmentation grenades, 40 sticks of dynamite, and a 5-foot blob of plutonium into a rocket launcher. The explosion deals 127 damage to the enemy and deals 1 heart of damage to tber123!

we need some revives

[Space1255]

"Fists light on fire"
Whew lad
I punch it three times.

[TableSalt]

rest in pic i was a tru hero ;^)

[ZeÜberMedic!]

i request a revive b0ss

[Nix the Glaceon]

SPACE1255 rolled a 5!
You remove Und's eyepatch and punch her in the eyehole 3 times with the force of a rocket. 72 damage!
TABLESALT rolled a 4!
Your true heroism revived you. get back in here m8
ZEUBERMEDICL rolled a 5!
You've been revived by the power of magical colorful unicorns. fite pls

Und is ready to attack!

meme will attack next turn. prepare yur star fish

[Drydess]

tell it that it's a fish out of water when i'm around

[ZeÜberMedic!]

I use the power of magic to turn the monster into a jar of pickles

[UltraCraftGames]

i say to the monster  GO BACK TO UNDERTALE

[Nix the Glaceon]

forget he's infiltrated my thread

[Space1255]

FOUR punches.

forget he's infiltrated my thread

maybe just ignore his attacks and he'll leave its not that hard.

[Nix the Glaceon]

FOUR punches. maybe just ignore his attacks and he'll leave its not that hard.

ok bubby
DRYDESS rolled a 4!
You tell Und that she's a fish out of water. She undergoes a violent emotional crit, taking 23 damage!
ZEUBERMEDICL rolled a 2!
You accidentally transform yourself into a jar of pickles. However, you get transformed into a very cool jar of pickles, so it isn't that bad.
ULTRADAFTGAMES rolled a 3!
You tell Und that she needs to go back to Undertale. You then realize she isn't from Undertale, she's from a Youtube channel.
SPACE1255 rolled a 4!
You slam your fist into Und's armor 4 times. 72 damage! DEF down!

Und launches a memetic missile at Space1255! 1 heart of damage!