the earth is flat, don't go too far or you'll fall off. the moon landings are fake and the moon is a hologram.
the earth physically cannot be flat. if it is, then we would all be gravitationally bound to the earth's exact center; the edges would be like mountains.
also the moon would pretty much destroy us too
Not quite, gravitational pull is relative to the location of mass, and why the COG will be the spot things are drawn to most, it's not absolute. This is why, if earth was hollow, anything inside of it would experience no net gravitational forces. ;)