[NEWS] Russia unveils new thermonuclear superweapon capable of flattening Texas

[Nonnel]

if we can all agree to just let russia nuke texas, the world will be a better place

[Ad Bot]

[Drydess]

even texas would agree

[CRITAWAKETS]

NUKE TEXAS!!! - Quebec

Almost everyone in quebec hates texas. I dont think MAD would happen if texas gets nuked.

[espio100]

I am forgetED

[Malleo100]

Not when we annex russia

[Frequency]

even texas would agree

as a representative of Texas, I can confirm that we do indeed agree

[Lord Tony®]

can we truce again pls thx

Not going to happen if Hillary wins.

She is hell bent on starting a war with russia.

[Swollow]

if we can all agree to just let russia nuke texas, the world will be a better place

i feel like your missing the part about radiation and wind and stuff

[Lord Tony®]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mutual_assured_destruction

This means what if the other party doesn't care?

[Lord Tony®]

I can't tell if you people think they would nuke only texas.

The blast radius is the size of texas.

[Operator¹]

This means what if the other party doesn't care?

Most people in charge of countries want to make sure they have a country to live in.

[Lord Tony®]

Don't worry guys I'm sure the no fly zone will save us!

Most people in charge of countries want to make sure they have a country to live in.

So what if the loving people in charge of the country doesn't care?

How many times do I need to explain this. Like, some dictators literally don't care if they kill themselves along with others.

[Lord Tony®]

New York would be a target to destroy and this missile will not only take out new york but every loving state around it and here I thought I would be safe because I live in a tiny area no one would target.

Now I find out it literally doesn't matter because they can just take out one big chunk of the area.

[Lord Tony®]

You people think Putin is rational and would care about "mutual assured destruction" when he probably doesn't give one forget.

[Refticus]

good lord tony, was that a triple post?