Author Topic: [NEWS] Russia unveils new thermonuclear superweapon capable of flattening Texas (Read 13285 times)

Nonnel · October 25, 2016, 04:29:37 PM

if we can all agree to just let russia nuke texas, the world will be a better place

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Drydess · October 25, 2016, 04:30:10 PM

even texas would agree

CRITAWAKETS · October 25, 2016, 04:32:16 PM

NUKE TEXAS!!! - Quebec

Almost everyone in quebec hates texas. I dont think MAD would happen if texas gets nuked.

espio100 · October 25, 2016, 04:35:12 PM

I am forgetED

Malleo100 · October 25, 2016, 04:42:38 PM

Not when we annex russia

Frequency · October 25, 2016, 04:44:55 PM

Quote from: Drydess on October 25, 2016, 04:30:10 PM

even texas would agree

as a representative of Texas, I can confirm that we do indeed agree

Lord Tony® · October 25, 2016, 04:52:08 PM

Quote from: gr8dayseth on October 25, 2016, 02:52:48 PM

can we truce again pls thx

Not going to happen if Hillary wins.

She is hell bent on starting a war with russia.

Swollow · October 25, 2016, 04:54:09 PM

Quote from: Nonnel on October 25, 2016, 04:29:37 PM

if we can all agree to just let russia nuke texas, the world will be a better place

i feel like your missing the part about radiation and wind and stuff

Lord Tony® · October 25, 2016, 04:55:15 PM

Quote from: Foopster on October 25, 2016, 03:25:47 PM

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mutual_assured_destruction

This means what if the other party doesn't care?

Lord Tony® · October 25, 2016, 04:56:34 PM

I can't tell if you people think they would nuke only texas.

The blast radius is the size of texas.

Operator¹ · October 25, 2016, 04:58:22 PM

Quote from: Lord Tony® on October 25, 2016, 04:55:15 PM

This means what if the other party doesn't care?

Most people in charge of countries want to make sure they have a country to live in.

Lord Tony® · October 25, 2016, 04:59:41 PM

Don't worry guys I'm sure the no fly zone will save us!

Quote from: Operator¹ on October 25, 2016, 04:58:22 PM

Most people in charge of countries want to make sure they have a country to live in.

So what if the loving people in charge of the country doesn't care?

How many times do I need to explain this. Like, some dictators literally don't care if they kill themselves along with others.

Lord Tony® · October 25, 2016, 05:02:34 PM

New York would be a target to destroy and this missile will not only take out new york but every loving state around it and here I thought I would be safe because I live in a tiny area no one would target.

Now I find out it literally doesn't matter because they can just take out one big chunk of the area.

Lord Tony® · October 25, 2016, 05:05:50 PM

You people think Putin is rational and would care about "mutual assured destruction" when he probably doesn't give one forget.

Refticus · October 25, 2016, 05:06:27 PM

good lord tony, was that a triple post?