Author Topic: You are a boss in a video game  (Read 2157 times)

My background music
You fight me inside of a giant pregnant bear

I channel the bear fetus's life force into my attacks using a magical placenta which I consume after reaching half health to heal myself.
Everytime you get hit by one of my attacks, time stops and you're forced to marathon the entire second season of the nutshack af half speed before you're able to try to hit me again. After each consecutive hit your self esteem slowly lowers until you can't take it anymore and kill yourself by overdosing on heroin supplied by yours truly.

Before the fight I quote sans's dialogue from undertale. If you don't immediately contract terminal liver cancer and die, the fight begins.
After you beat me I transform into a tempura shrimp. The French national anthem plays in the background.

After the fight is over, you are born along with the underdeveoped bear fetus and you feel compelled to cradle it until it dies.

Battle Music: Megalovania
Location: The Judgement Hall
Set of Abilities: Bones, Gaster Blaster
Pre/Post-Battle Dialogue: Do you wanna have a bad time?

Type : Bonus/hidden, Robot
Theme : (Pre infusion)(Post infusion)(Passive, after infusion runs out)
Location : Nothing, Arizona
Abilities : Unhittable, Infusion (Voids previous ability, next abilities are used, +50% more damage, 3 turns, more max health), Bass, Self Heal, Leech, Rail cannon, Mind breaker (Increases miss chance by 25%), Area Denial (Sweeps the area with many bullets and bass, guaranteed hits unless you are neo)
Infusion loss (Loses buff, but no unhittable, passive abilities kept), Reinfuse (3 uses)
Passive abilities : Avoid (50% chance of dodging), Deadly Precision (+25% higher chance of hitting, +10% more chance of crits), Auto-infusion (Reinfuses and fully regens health, only happens when health <25%, uses reinfusions), Death Denial (-25% damage taken, +25 more crits, passive ability buffs increased by x1.5, when <25% health without reinfusions), Last Breath (Unleashes every weapon except for healing on enemy, +75% more damage, upon death)
Dialouge :
Pre battle : Good job on finding me, however, for that you will experience hell, but no worries
Infusion (After 1 minute) : Ive messed with you enough, now to really fight
75% : You cant do better than this, I know you cant
50% : Stop trying
25% : Well, you atleast tried to kill me
<25% (with auto infusions) :
1 : Not so fast
2 : You should've died by now
3 : Atleast you are persistent
<25% (no reinfusions) : It was a good run, good job, but im not giving up
Dead : Well, might aswell go out with a bang (Directly leads to last breath dialogue)
Winning (Above 75%) : I was expecting a challenge
Winning (50%) : You didn't succeed, but tried hard
Winning (25%) : You are my first challenge, good job, but not quite
Winning (10%) : Good job, I will let you live though
Spared : Thank you, now leave
Last breath : Goodbye, it was a good run
am I like the only one what actually tried

am I like the only one what actually tried
No? I'm sure others, like Ravencroft especially, worked hard on theirs and put in lots of thought.

Just not everything is extremely detailed, and likely not for the same game system that you're thinking of. I was thinking of my game as a 3D beat-em-up somewhat like the Tekken campaigns.


Aplem The Damemer
  • Battle Music : Hello Darkness My Old Friend
  • Location : My Bed Or The Beach
  • Set of Abilities : Dank Memes, Insulting And Questionable Self Delete Memes, Awkward Social Situation

shouldn't this be more suitable in forum games
I consider it less of a game and more of a "say something about yourself" type of thread that wouldn't really fit in Forum Games. Plus, Off-Topic just has more visitors/posters.

If I was a boss in a video-game I would probably eat my coworkers lunches out of the fridge when no one is looking then write them up when they complain about it.

Battle Music: Ca Plane Pour Moi
Location: Soccer arena.
Set of Abilities: Bullet-proof vest, shield, and helmet. Shotgun with rubber bullets and 9mm with lead bullets
Pre/Post-Battle Dialogue:
Pre: Hey you, don't jump the fence if you know what's good for you.
And here we go.

Post:
I win: You're going to rot in jail you starfish.
I lose: EAT LEAD MOTHERforgetER! *Fires 9mm*

Battle Music: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F68owXsix9A (Twisted Transistor - KoRn)
Location: A small town with large buildings.
Abilities: Plasma spear, laser arm cannon, high jumps, fast speed.

Dialogue:
Pre Battle: "This is it. This is where your journey ends. And only one of us is leaving in one piece!"

Post Battle:
Victory: "Heh. This was fun, let's try it again some time."
Defeat: "Well, that's... that. That was one hell of a ride."
this entire reply is probably complete cringe material



Battle Music: Dragon Soul
Location: Mount Paozu
Set of Abilities: Final Spirit Cannon, Demon Flash, Galactic Death Ball, Ultra Fighting Bomber
Pre/Post-Battle Dialogue

Pre Battle
: I have ascended beyond our masters. I have ascended beyond the GODS! You know what this means, [whatever name the player puts in]? If I have the soul of the Dragon, I AM THE MOST POWERFUL WARRIOR IN THE UNIVERSE!

Post Battle:
Defeated: You underestimated me, but you thought wrong. NOW FACE YOUR DEATH LIKE YOU WERE MEANT TO YEARS AGO!

Victory: How could this be?! HOW COULD I, THE HOLDER OF THE DRAGON'S SOUL, BE DEFEATED BY SOME INGRATE YOUNGLING?

Alternate Battle Themes
: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WxU8WQPy6HU

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s_oD-St76Bk