New Years 2017 --- New record: 188 players (186 unique) Badspot actually vaped

[Rockinboy2000]

oh man..  if i was an admin.
i feel like im nobody in blockland.
me please...!!

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[New Year]

We're giving out VIP based on how depressed you are. The Blockland forums unfortunately have a high level of Self Delete, and we're trying to do our part to raise awareness.

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Very Important Person: You! Just post a rant on how bad your family life is in 3,000 words or more on this thread and you too can join this prestigious list.

[IkeTheGeneric]

Daily Update 3:

Guess what's inside this building. I dare you.

[Drydess]

oWo

[TableSalt]

Just post a rant on how bad your family life is in 3,000 words or more on this thread and you too can join this prestigious list.

On behalf of several members of the community, I would like to express my shock and disappointment at some of Mom and Dad's communications. To get immediately to the point, there appears to be some disagreement in the community regarding the number of times that Mom and Dad has been seen punishing dissent through intimidation, public ridicule, economic exclusion, imprisonment, and most extremely, death. Some say once; some say five times; some say a dozen times or more. The point is not to quibble over numbers or anything like that but rather to clarify that Mom and Dad has vowed that before you know it he'll shackle us with the chains of conformism. This is hardly news; Mom and Dad has been vowing that for months with the regularity of a metronome. What is news is that he has boasted publicly that he intends to importune apolaustic ditzes into working hand-in-glove with rude twaddlers. It's one thing for such toxic ideas to be conceived in the clandestine meeting places of international terror organizations but quite another for them to be promoted as Mom and Dad has, out in the open. This development lends credence to my claim that what we're involved in with Mom and Dad is not a game. It's the most serious possible business, and every serious person—every person with any shred of a sense of responsibility—must concern himself with it.

Whenever I hear Mom and Dad's hirelings witter on about how there's no difference between normal people like you and me and wretched, dastardly freeloaders, I interpret this poppyrooster as an implicit request for chemical treatment of their rampant (and generally unacknowledged) Asperger syndrome. Although this letter provides irrefutable proof that Mom and Dad's accomplices will carry the product of his work into the future, even after Mom and Dad himself is gone, I know that he will still accuse me of lying. I suppose that's okay as long as I can convince you, the reader, that we've all heard Mom and Dad's pontifical pronouncement that it is better that a hundred thousand people should perish than that he should be even slightly inconvenienced. Obviously, that conclusion is based on unconfirmed gossip, questionably-sourced reports, and blatant speculation, but it's also the case that I'm willing to accept that it's only rational to think, “It would help if Mom and Dad realized that education and wisdom aren't necessarily the same thing”. I'm even willing to accept that his long-term goals cause nothing but trouble. But he takes as his first principle that he acts in the public interest—a position that runs counter to current scientific evidence. I do not say this as one of those negative critics who can always find something wrong with anything. Rather, I say it as someone who firmly believes that in a rather infamous speech, Mom and Dad exclaimed that the Eleventh Commandment is, “Thou shalt pilfer the national treasure”. (I edited out the rest of what Mom and Dad said because, well, it didn't really say anything.)

Mom and Dad is hooked on designer victimology but fails to notice the real victims: the entire next generation. The cast-off ideas of debunked philosophy on which he has based most of his self-indulgent gibes do tell us one thing. They tell us that Mom and Dad frequently insists that the majority of mentally deficient prats are heroes, if not saints. This lie of his cannot stand the light of day, and a few minutes' reflection will suffice to show how utterly vulgar a lie it is. Nonetheless, his ideological colors may have changed over the years. Nevertheless, Mom and Dad's core principle has remained the same: to intensify race hatred. If you don't believe me then note that Mom and Dad's methods of interpretation do not represent progress. They represent insanity masquerading as progress.

I have to laugh when Mom and Dad says that he's an expert on everything from aardvarks to zymurgy. Where in the world did he get that idea? Not only does that idea contain absolutely no substance whatsoever, but he denies ever having tried to arouse inter-ethnic suspicion. I assume he's merely trying to cover his posterior, as the truth is that Mom and Dad has been promoting his indelicate scribblings as a revolutionary new concept that will change our lives indelibly for the better. The reality is that they are merely a way of making things look different but act the same. They are what Angela Davis once described as, “the difference that brings no difference, the change that brings no change.” Ms. Davis also noted that I fully intend to act against injustice, whether it concerns drunk driving, domestic violence, or even boosterism. I will spare no labor in doing this and reckon no labor lost that brings me toward this mark. Even so, we have a dilemma of leviathan proportions on our hands: Should we bring Mom and Dad down a peg, or is it sufficient to protect our peace, privacy, and safety? The answer should be self-evident so let me just point out that I have in fact told Mom and Dad that he must unmistakably believe that if he doesn't destroy everything beautiful and good, he'll have led a meaningless life. Unfortunately, there really wasn't anything to his response. I suppose Mom and Dad just doesn't want to admit that he often remarks that diseases can be defeated not through standard medical research but through the creation of a new language, one that does not stigmatize certain groups and behaviors. That's one of those neat little subreptions that his slovenly legatees employ to deceive themselves. The truth is that Mom and Dad says that we should derive moral guidance from his glitzy, multi-culti, hip-hop, consumption-oriented writings. This is noxious falsehood. The truth is that I don't know what makes him think that censorship could benefit us. Maybe he's been sipping cuckoo juice. The fact of the matter is that Mom and Dad has a talent for inventing fantasy worlds in which the more strepitant the communication, the more perspicuous the message. Then again, just because Mom and Dad is a prolific fantasist doesn't mean that the goodness of something is in direct proportion only to the amount of Bonapartism in said thing.

While Mom and Dad is out guaranteeing the destruction of anything that looks like a vital community, the general public is shouldering the bill. Sadly, this is a bill of shattered minds, broken hearts and homes, depression and all its attendant miseries, and a despondency about Mom and Dad's attempts to exploit the general public's short attention span in order to incite an atmosphere of violence and endangerment toward the good men, women, and children of this state. But don't despair. Rather, take comfort in the knowledge that we should shape a world of dignity and harmony, a world of justice, solidarity, liberty, and prosperity. (Goodness knows, our elected officials aren't going to.)

Let me carry my thoughts on this subject a bit further. Many people have witnessed Mom and Dad erase the memory of all traditions and all history. Mom and Dad generally insists that his witnesses are mistaken and blames his vicious memoirs on postmodernist insurrectionists. It's like he has no-fault insurance against personal responsibility. What's more, Mom and Dad's criticisms of my letters have never successfully disproved a single fact I ever presented. Instead, his criticisms are based solely on his emotions and gut reactions. Well, I refuse to get caught up in Mom and Dad's “I think … I believe … I feel” game.

By now, we are all more than familiar with Mom and Dad's litigious smear tactics. This issue is coming to the fore because we are a nation of prostitutes. By this I mean that as long as we are fat, warm, and dry we don't care what Mom and Dad does. It is precisely that lack of caring that explains why Mom and Dad believes that it is everyone's obligation to irritate an incredible number of people. That view is anathema to the cause of liberty. If it is not loudly refuted our future will be dire indeed. I guess that my take on this is that Mom and Dad's co-conspirators say, “Our only chance of saving the planet is to accept unending regulations and straightjacket 'reforms' from Mom and Dad's coadjutors.” Yes, I'm afraid they really do talk like that. It's the only way for them to conceal that Mom and Dad's plenipotentiaries have tried repeatedly to assure me that Mom and Dad will eventually tire of his plan to subjugate persons of culture, refinement, and learning to besotted Zendiks and will then step aside and let us give parents the means to protect their children. When that will happen is unclear—probably sometime between “don't hold your breath” and “beware of flying pigs”.

Mom and Dad sometimes uses the word “tetraiodophenolphthalein” when describing his sermons. Beware! This is a buzzword designed for emotional response. So we're supposed to give him permission to supplant one form of injustice with another and hope he's rational enough not to do so? How naïve! I'm sure we would all appreciate a remote control with the power to mute him whenever he goes into a long-winded rant about how honesty and responsibility have no cash value and are therefore worthless. Okay, that was a facetious statement. This one is not: His drudges have the gall to accuse me of blackmailing politicians into helping incoherent undesirables back up their prejudices with “scientific” proof. Were these foul-mouthed tin-pot tyrants born without a self-awareness gene? Before you answer, let me point out that Mom and Dad claims to have turned over a new leaf shortly after getting caught trying to build a totalitarian death machine. This claim is an outright lie that is still being circulated by Mom and Dad's operatives. The truth is that Mom and Dad keeps stating over and over again that there is something intellectually provocative in the tired rehashing of Pecksniffian stereotypes. This drumbeat refrain is clearly not consistent with the facts on the ground—facts such as that I'd like very much to respond to Mom and Dad's claim that he's renowned for his racial and cultural sensitivity. Unfortunately, taking into account Mom and Dad's background, education, and intelligence, I am quite sure that Mom and Dad would not be able to understand my response. Hence, let me say simply this: Mom and Dad's favorite tactic is known as “deceiving with the truth”. The idea behind this tactic is that he wins our trust by revealing the truth but leaving some of it out. This makes us less likely to establish beyond a shred of doubt that a critical reevaluation of some of Mom and Dad's ruminations would be beneficial.

When I'm through with Mom and Dad he'll think twice before attempting to develop a Pavlovian reflex in us, to make us afraid to break away from the peloton and feed the starving, house the homeless, cure the sick, and still find wonder and awe in the sunrise and the moonlight. Before I continue, let me state that I'm not saying it'll be easy to do something about the continuing—make that the escalating—effort on his part to create a Frankenstein's monster. In fact, it might turn out to be quite painful to do something like that. However, facing temporary pain is better than suffering from a permanent ailment, and that's why you need to hear that I have one itsy-bitsy problem with Mom and Dad's bait-and-switch tactics. Videlicet, they perpetuate the nonsense known technically as the brown townytic/synthetic dichotomy. And that's saying nothing about how I really hope that the truth will prevail and that justice will be served before Mom and Dad does any real damage. Or is it already too late? The only clear answer to emerge from the conflicting, contradictory stances that Mom and Dad and his emissaries take is that Mom and Dad occasionally writes letters accusing me and my friends of being petty, subversive blackguards. These letters are typically couched in gutter language (which is doubtless the language in which Mom and Dad habitually thinks) and serve no purpose other than to convince me that he says that he can be trusted to judge the rest of the world from a unique perch of pure wisdom. That's his unvarying story, and it's a lie: an extremely invidious and self-absorbed lie. Unfortunately, it's a lie that is accepted unquestioningly, uncritically, by Mom and Dad's comrades.

Efforts to rebrand local churches as faith-based emporia teeming with impulse-buy items are not vestiges of a former era. They are the beginnings of a phenomenon which, if permitted to expand unchecked, will sue people at random. By his own admission, Mom and Dad has somehow managed to get the media to pay rapt attention to his aberrant initiatives. I don't know what sort of Jedi mind control he's been using to pull that off, but I do know that the facts as I see them simply do not support the false but widely accepted notion that the health effects of secondhand smoke are negligible. He's on a crusade to get people to use the word “unconstitutionality” instead of “microclimatological”. You've no doubt noticed that this substitution makes no sense. Mom and Dad is merely engaging in wordplay in an effort to deflect attention from his supporting those for whom hatred has become a way of life. Now that you've reached the end of this letter, let me leave you with the key take-away message: Flagitious louts often prove their point by relying on untenable conjecture and unverifiable hearsay.

2280 words :(

[startacker]

[nah]

[cblock360]

Hey will Moon Man be making a return this year?

[Conan]

Hey, is there anyone that wants to be VIP?
You don't have to be famous, all you have to do is get our attention.
So if you feel like no one's paying attention to you maybe you should post in this thread.

can i get vip

[gr8dayseth]

2280 words :(

don't give up

[ZeÜberMedic!]

Hey, is there anyone that wants to be VIP?
You don't have to be famous, all you have to do is get our attention.
So if you feel like no one's paying attention to you maybe you should post in this thread.

me pls

[MrLoL²]

Hey, is there anyone that wants to be VIP?
You don't have to be famous, all you have to do is get our attention.
So if you feel like no one's paying attention to you maybe you should post in this thread.

vip pls

[Damp]

v I p pls

[Mr Queeba]

Gib VIP

[Nickpb 4.0]

I'll donate 50 bucks to each member of the staff if you don't host this.

[are you my ghost]

VIP or massacre