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Author Topic: B.F.B.B-2 [No Longer Interested]  (Read 308833 times)

Send out my Lunala. Let's bring pokeymans into this.

But what if I want to leave?
Woops, didn't notice that.  You may leave.  Lockdown will open only for second to let you out once you have slept for the full term.




Turn 17 Results





Cooolguy32 attempts to stab the Elf with a really long knife. The elf dodges the attack.

failbros2 stands up from his genocide before attempting to summon another ally, but cannot because the ally cap has been reached.[/b]

Redconer unleashes his pent up fury! A total of TEN kicks to Agent Legit 22's skull. The initial nine kicks inflict 170 physical damage while the final tenth kick delivers 80 TRUE damage and inflicts 'Stun'. Agent Legit 22 resists the stun.

The kick counter has been reset to 1. Redconer must build back up from 1 to 10 kicks to unleash this fury again.

CRITAWAKETS pulls out a firebomb, but before he can throw it ZeUberMedic intervenes, filling the bomb with a special black powder, turning it into a black firebomb.

The bomb is chucked at Agent Legit 22. Detonating on impact. Inflicting 90 fire damage thanks to the black powder. The attack deals 50% more damage (135) due to the bosses weakness.

Marios sprays TableSalt with a pepper gun. Inflicting 45 magic damage, as well as inflicting 'Accuracy Down' [+Debuff]

Bloo Kirby the 2nd tells TableSalt to spell ICUP. He promptly does so, afterwards realizing what he just said and being wracked with humiliation. He takes 50 TRUE damage as a result.

Nicepoint locks the Combat Drone onto Agent Legit 22. Afterwards beginning to construct a surface level portion of the base.

cromartini attempts to summon an ally but can't, as the ally cap has been reached.

Twix grabs a megaphone before beginning to shout terrible puns at Agent Legit 22 & TableSalt. The amount of cringing they promptly do inflicts 38 magic damage.

MoltenKitten continues to sleep. Having already slept for one cycle, he will receive the 'Well Rested' buff upon waking.

Copy Kirby grabs a flamethrower and unloads it upon Agent Legit 22. Inflicting 33 fire damage which becomes 50 due to weaknesses. As well as inflicting 'On Fire!'. [+Debuff]

Metalliku attempts to summon an ally but cannot, as the ally cap has been reached.

SWAT One creates a pair of bots to assist in construction while simultaneously triggering 'LOCKDOWN'.

Nix The Glaceon attempts to summon an ally but cannot, as the ally cap has been reached.

Rabbot32 attempts to convince one of the bosses minions to join the players. The persuasion has no effect.

NotBomberguy yells loud enough to pierce the heavens. Which jars loose a massive holy cross.

The massive cross descends and impacts the opponents side of the battlefield, erupting in a genesis of holy retribution. Inflicting 150 holy damage to all enemies. The attack cannot be evaded and inflicts double damage to the Succubus given her demonic attribute.

shinyarceus4 attempts to summon an ally but cannot, as the ally cap has been reached.

The Ultimate Edgelord gets salty before beginning to insult both Agent Legit 22 & TableSalt. Exclaiming that tablesalt looks like a swollow clone, and that the series legit is based on died out a long time ago.

He follows up by shanking both of them for 90 TRUE damage. TableSalt distorts reality, dodging the attack.

Thunderbird casts 'Thunderbolt'. Inflicting 60 lightning damage to TableSalt

Alpha uses 'Alpha Arm'. Sending both of it's arms into Secret Santa. Inflicting 110 physical damage. The damage is reduced to 33 by the minions physical defense buff.

Gear Gigant X uses 'Gear Shield'. Defending itself from all incoming damage.

Spooky Scary Skeletons use 'Spoopified' on Agent Legit 22. Inflicting 'Spoopified'. Agent legit 22 resists the stun.

Issac draws his 'Plasma Cutter' before firing at the Succubus. The succubus dodges the attack.

T95 fires it's 'Main Cannon' at the Slasher. Inflicting 90 physical damage. The damage is reduced to 9 due to the enemies damage resistance buff.

A.T.M.S fires it's 'Anti-Tank Chaingun' at TableSalt. The attack has no effect due to the bosses physical damage immunity.

Combat Drone swoops in for a 'Bombardment' upon Agent Legit 22. Inflicting 55 bomb-element damage. The damage is increased to 83 due to damage vulnerabilities.

I.D.P.D Shielder summons it's 'Shield' around itself. Rendering it immune to all damage.

SIXTH BOSS
{DOUBLE BOSS}

Agent Legit 22
An intriguing stickman with a variety of weapons.
204/1000
Afflicted with 'Fragile Flesh'
(Takes 50% more damage from fire-element attacks.)
Afflicted with 'Human Spirit
(Immune to stuns and syphons)
Afflicted with 'On Fire!
(Takes fire damage every turn)
Afflicted with 'Bomb Shield
(Takes 50% less damage from bomb-element attacks)

<:: 10-32, 10-78, 11-99, Heavy Ground Units required. ::>

A massive strider treads into battle!

He also summons a bomb protection shield to negate his weakness to bomb-element damage.

Tablesalt
A nearly inconceivable being that distorts time and space just to exist.
657/1000
Afflicted with 'Otherworldly Distortion'
(Evade increased by 50%. Unlike 'Evade Up' this buff cannot be dispelled)
Afflicted with 'Otherworldly Composition
(Immune to all physical damage. Can still be harmed through true damage)
Afflicted with 'Otherworldly Resistance'
(Immune to 'DEATH' and 'Attack Down')
Afflicted with 'Accuracy Down'
(Accuracy reduced by 50%)

It's time to feed!

A swarm of Blue Gapers converge on Marios & CRITAWAKETS. Tearing them both to pieces.

BOSS MINIONS

Combine Soldier Squad
A squadron of alien soldiers with futuristic weaponry
[3] 150/300
Afflicted with 'Squadron'
(When health reaches zero, squad counter decreases by 1 to restore health fully)

The combine soldiers fire their AR2 plasma balls at the A.T.M.S. Inflicting 'DEATH'.

Strider
A very tall alien walker with dangerous weapons.
1000/1000

Secret Santa
A jolly man of christmas time, he has deemed the players naughty for inexplicable reasons.
317/500
Afflicted with 'Fatness'
(Takes 70% less physical damage)
Afflicted with 'Fatness'
(Evade decreased by 50%)

Santa loads a coal cannon before firing it at Twix. Blowing his head right open.

Succubus
A lust demon, who has been attracted by the powers of Darklight. Beware of her trance abilities.
100/400
Afflicted with 'Demonic Agility'
(Evade increased by 60%, increases by increments of 30% each time she attacks)
Afflicted with 'Aura of Lust'
(Each cycle, a random player will succumb to her aura and become entranced)
Afflicted with 'Lethal Lust'
(Her 'Rape' ability, used in any way, will always inflict 'DEATH' to the target)

The succubus blows a kiss to Redconer. Putting him into a trance.

Her demonic aura also puts Rabbot32 into a trance.

Slasher
A basic necromorph. With powerful melee capabilities. It's presence is the result of a necromorph attraction to issac.
491/500
Afflicted with 'Necromorph Resistance'
(Takes 90% reduced damage)
Afflicted with 'Important Limbs'
(Damage may cause limbs to be severed. Severing a limb inflicts heavy damage to the necromorph)
Afflicted with 'Ignitable Flesh'
(Damage resistances do not apply to fire-element attacks)

The slasher cleaves it's bony blades through Alpha. Inflicting 50 damage.

[Cycle News]


Marios, CRITAWAKETS, and Twix are dead!

Allies will fight for the players, under control of OP. (With exceptions)





« Last Edit: April 08, 2017, 06:11:18 PM by lord techno »

ATTACK CYCLE START

An ally cap of 10 has been set for the players. No more then ten allies can be present at once. The underground bunker counts as an ally.

"forget it, you guys deal with this for a while!"

I escape into an impregnable shell to heal until full health is achieved.
« Last Edit: January 08, 2017, 04:21:52 PM by Agent Legit 22 »

I attempt to get revived.

HALLELUHIA

Welp, since summons aren't an option, I just launch a thermobaric bomb at the bosses.

Jesus christ, kill that Succ with my kick.



attempt to woo the succubus

Ride a Combine and roll over the Combine Soldiers

persuade the succubus (in a good way)
EDIT: tell her i want to get succed
« Last Edit: January 08, 2017, 11:53:53 PM by failbros2 »

get the succubus to notice agent legit by making him look aroused