if you were a serial killer, what would you calling card be?

[Nonnel]

i'd put their shoe in their mouth. that'd show 'em

[Ad Bot]

[Drydess]

shaving their hair and making it all into facial hair

[BLockyBuildingBro]

splitting the head into jigsaw pieces

[Insert Name Here²]

drawing a snake on their forehead

[Peebs]

[Daswiruch]

nice try fbi

[bloody jumper]

Ripping out their eyes and replacing them with burning coals and pouring formaldehyde down their throats

[Drydess]

drawing a snake on their forehead

actually this yes

[rambo1220]

a slice of bread with 1/3 of the crust cut off

[Perry]

a slice of bread with 1/3 of the crust cut off

you twisted psycho

[kongo]

a wario figure

[Foxscotch]

dressing all my victims in a fursuit

[Nix the Glaceon]

plastering r34 on their corpse

[SteveJenkins]

both of the above

[Clownfish]

cut out their reproductive organs and hang them over the doorway of whatever room they were murdered in
then sprawl the body in a weird position and smear their blood on the wall in a way that spells "fugg :DD"