if you were a serial killer, what would you calling card be?

[John Freeman]

They'd be dead

[Ad Bot]

[Clownfish]

cut out their reproductive organs and hang them over the doorway of whatever room they were murdered in
then sprawl the body in a weird position and smear their blood on the wall in a way that spells "fugg :DD"

then I carefully screwdriver out the doorknobs to all the bathroom doors in the house

[Stick Man]

I leave a tiny radio that loops whatever dumb soundclown meme I found that day.

[Steve5451²]

ITT: twisted psychopaths

[Lego lad]

tell them puns

[Red Spy]

A green carrot

[Drydess]

tell them puns

i can imagine a mutilated body in a cellar with a record next to it repeating the same 10 puns

[Drew Skube]

i only kill bachelors and i cut their ring fingers off

[Merp]

keeping the person alive

[ReddBoi]

>posts response
>immediately on fbi watchlist

[Foopster]

Use their blood to write "See you in Vegas, Andy!" on the wall.

[Satan From Wreck-It-Ralph]

pictures of my friend liam

[Redconer]

But I just want to live a quiet life.

[Refticus]

draw richard on their forehead so they die as richardheads

[jarelash]

Missing wallets.