Author Topic: if you were a serial killer, what would you calling card be? (Read 2921 times)

man1912 · December 12, 2016, 01:07:51 AM

Drawing a moustache on their face

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ZombiLoin · December 12, 2016, 01:45:08 AM

Conan · December 12, 2016, 01:58:45 AM

my calling card would have the phone number 555-5555

gr8dayseth · December 12, 2016, 01:59:12 AM

freshmin · December 12, 2016, 02:18:55 AM

making cowboy boots out of their skin

Rigel · December 12, 2016, 10:27:53 AM

turn on all the water around them

Nonnel · December 12, 2016, 10:31:07 AM

turn on all the water around them

THE WET BANDITS

Katadeus · December 12, 2016, 10:39:31 AM

Make musical instruments out of their bodies.

Zloff · December 12, 2016, 10:43:49 AM

leave a couple copies of my mixtape

sir dooble · December 12, 2016, 11:29:39 AM

Carve a blockheads face into the forehead.

TableSalt · December 12, 2016, 11:30:16 AM

Stealing their salt.

bloody jumper · December 12, 2016, 11:47:25 AM

>posts response
>immediately on fbi watchlist

To be fair mine was just a reference to a Witcher 3 side quest.

The Resonte! · December 12, 2016, 02:40:57 PM

tell them puns

thanks joker

Tayasaurus · December 12, 2016, 02:49:40 PM

probably suffocating them in a vacbed, sealing it, then hanging it on a wall for display.

Bloo Kirby the 2nd · December 12, 2016, 02:50:19 PM

Carving out a shrek face in their chest with a knife and writing "Somebody once Told Me" on the wall with their blood.