Fortunately/Unfortunately [ver. Pain]

[BLockyBuildingBro]

fortunately...
I got nothing. we stucc

[Ad Bot]

[Marios]

You got nothing? I do!

Fortunately, you press the ejection seat of the mech and get launched straight to work. With the seat.

[NotBomberguy]

You got nothing? I do!

Fortunately, you press the ejection seat of the mech and get launched straight to work. With the seat.

unfortunately pressing the ejection also self destructs the mech and insurance doesn't cover self destruct

[Aqua Teen Cancer Force]

fortunately you have enough money in your wallet to pay for the damage of the mech

[crazies alt]

unfortunately you get fired from work due to damage of crashing into the building

[Malleo100]

fortunately you get a letter from another job you applied for

[Red Spy]

Unfortunately it's in Somalia

[SuperSuit12]

Fortunately, you're now literally less than a mile from where it is anyways.

[failbros2]

unfortunately, you broke your legs and no cars are nearby

[Drydess]

fortunately, that's your special interest

[Willymcmilly]

unfortunately, you also broke your richard

[Nonnel]

fortunately, that is also your special interest

[Drew Skube]

fortunately, that is also your special interest

unfortunately, you have hiv and you get blood all over you now you are itchy

[Whackin]

fortunately, thats ALSO your special interest

[Aqua Teen Cancer Force]

unfortunately, those are NOT your special interestes