i will mail you a penny each day, but after each day i increase the amount of pennies; day one will have one penny, day two will have two pennies and so on.
at first, you'll think this is a gift and begin to laugh at my "stupidity" as the pennies slowly increase. but soon your piggy bank will fill up with pennies and you have to use a dresser drawer to store these pennies.
at the 79th day, i'll be sending the pennies in a parcel, not just an envelope this time, but a parcel wrapped in neon pink polka-dot wrapping. this is because the pennies are too heavy for a simple envelope and do not fit anymore. you're starting to run out of dresser drawers to store the pennies in, you resort to hiding pennies in random places in your house, the ceiling fan, your bed, your coat pockets and your cat.
at the 304th day, i'll no longer be able to send the pennies in simple parcels, i'll be sending them in sacks with money signs on them and they will be shipped my me personally on my private yatcht made from pennies. you've started to make a penny pyramid at this point and you keep on finding yourself stepping on pennies, causing immense pain to your bare feet.
soon, at the 365th day, you'll have had enough pennies, your mind has become penny, all you can think about is penny. i'll come out of hiding and drop the final bag of pennies at your front door while you're praying to the penny lords in the sky, all i will say is "nothin' personnell kid......." then teleport away in a explosion of pennies, leaving even more pennies at your doorstep. the amount of pennies have been doubled, at the 366th day, you're expecting 366 pennies, but it's instead 732 pennies and i have to send them in shipping crates as not even the money bags can hold the penny.
at the 730th day, 2 years would have passed and your entire house is penny, the walls, the carpet, your cat, your bed; all penny. but at the 731st day, there is no penny shipment, you start to freak out, did refticus not fufill their blackmail letter? you are left without pennies for the entire day, you feel as if you did something wrong and you enter a pure state of depression because no penny.
a letter slips through the mail; it is a blockland key for an account named penny, their forum posts are just penny, their profile picture and signature are just penny.
you feel like you have to take up the crown of penny the forumer, you start posting "penny" in every board and thread of the forums as you spiral into penny madness.
then you get banned from the forums for intense stuffposting and are now a ban on sight user.
gotcha!!!
