Not in jail. That was just me following along with you guys. I just haven't been around as much because life caught up with me and have adulting things to do.
To those who followed the Relationship Status thread, I liberated my friend from her ex's house after getting together a 5 car posse (her mom's van, her car, her sister's car, her sister's boyfriend's truck, and my car) and took all her stuff with us. After a brief stay at her mom's house, she and I got an apartment together and that's where we are now. Life is going peachy and perfect right now. I just haven't had time to hang around on here as much.
And as for my whole dangerous driving stuff, I lasted an entire four days into 2017 before getting my first ticket of the year.