Author Topic: [NEWS] Liberal Mom Jacked My Laptop  (Read 9519 times)

tab

We were watching SNL and they were doing their usual petty anti-Annoying Orange sketch. They mentioned how he didnt say anything about muh 6 billion Jews on Holocaust rememberance day. I said "Well.. he talked about all the other people though didn't he??"
Of course, I knew I shouldn't have said anything. My mom's liberalism becomes cancerous when she's drinking. She starts getting angry and yelling at me, calling me a white supremacist, national socialist, blaming it all on my dad and the computer, etc.
Finally, she flips a chair and stomps into my room. I knew what she was trying to do. I heard her start smacking something on my desk. By the time I got there, she had already bent my screen and forgeted my USB port because it still had a controller plugged into it.


what a bitch

he probably should've mentioned the 6 million jews, however.

lol your mum sucks, nice mudkip sticker though.

she probably wouldnt have done it if u werent a white supremacist national socialist  just sayin........................ .........

compared to someone else's thread (which i can't remember), this actually makes sense

does she drink a lot? because that might explain a lot :v

also, as a side note, were you trying to stickerbomb the laptop? because that would have been cool

yes, i'm sure your mothers liberalism is the cause of her violence and not her alcoholism.

Better news for you, they can't find your cheese pizza now.
yes, i'm sure your mothers liberalism is the cause of her violence and not her psycopathy.
P-S-Y-C-H-O

Better news for you, they can't find your cheese pizza now

man, all those gigabytes of cheese pizza probably would have lasted for months

I honestly don't know what to say besides that your mom is a stuff person, if you can move out to someone else's house or something I'd do so.

yes, i'm sure your mothers liberalism is the cause of her violence and not her alcoholism.
yes, i'm sure one's political viewpoints doesn't dictate their own actions.

tell your mom to stop drinking
yes, i'm sure one's political viewpoints doesn't dictate their own actions.
yes of course not but i'm certain that if you went up to a random guy and asked if he was liberal, and when he said yes freaked out because you're a white male

yes, i'm sure one's political viewpoints doesn't dictate their own actions.
political views don't make you violent, you do. his mom is stuffty and alcohol does not help.

yes, i'm sure one's political viewpoints doesn't dictate their own actions.
yea, im sure ONES HABITUTUAL VIOLENCE AFTER DRINKING ALCOHOL HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH THEIR VIOLENCE AFTER DRINKING ALCOHOL

tab

compared to someone else's thread (which i can't remember), this actually makes sense

does she drink a lot? because that might explain a lot :v

also, as a side note, were you trying to stickerbomb the laptop? because that would have been cool

-she's borderline-alchoholic
-yes, I was, actually. that's another sticker at the back of my desk there

For others because I'm too lazy to add quotes on my phone:

I've wanted to move in with my dad/grandparents for a long time but mom's situation is complicated and i'd feel bad for leaving her alone

Political views don't make you do things but rather they motivate you to do things like this
« Last Edit: February 05, 2017, 02:18:16 PM by tab »

-she's borderline-alchoholic
... this would be like me attributing the fact that ted bundy is serial killer to the fact that he's a republican...

you should write at FOX news. i hear they have an open slot after megyn kelly high-tailed it out.

what the actual forget is wrong people
fake and gay
« Last Edit: February 05, 2017, 09:49:10 PM by cooolguy32 »