Author Topic: My Second Coke Stash Exploded  (Read 1693 times)

You may remember this fantastic topic from a while back where my room got forgeted up because of a coke stash.

It happened again.

For the past couple of days, there's been a very long chain of ants waltzing into my room. It was absurd, but I had no idea what they were looking for. They were everywhere in the room, but I had just cleaned it all out and removed every trace of food I knew about...or had I?


I had kept a cache of very rare, special Coke cans that an ex-coworker of my Mum had owned. What I had been told was that the cans had been emptied and filled with water to keep them standing (and clean them out so they wouldn't smell). This was not the truth.

My hypothesis on what happened, and why they only busted now (after 20+ years of being fine for some of these cans) is that up until now, they hadn't really been shocked or jolted. It wasn't until I finally needed to move them while cleaning out my room (I moved the entire closet the drawer was held in) they they shook up and probably exploded.

The result?


Even worse, while its not visible, that puddle of coke was lined with the bodies of dead ants who had become too greedy at the mass Sugar Harvest.

Cleaning this out took forever...quite a few pairs of gloves and a high pressure water hose were required. Just to top this embarrassment off, while I was cleaning it, people inside the house LOCKED ME OUT, so I had to fight my way through the spider infested side alley (a very thin pathway with lots of spider-webs and big spider forgeters) to get back inside so I could wash off.

Being late to work sucks :(



i have an unopened coke can from iraq incase i ever need to rehydrate after the CIA takeover

Pepsi is better
yes, now it all makes sense. you're actually schizophrenic


or water
But water has hydrogen and oxygen in it.
Water is clearly explosive.
yes, now it all makes sense. you're actually schizophrenic
« Last Edit: February 05, 2017, 06:49:37 PM by Master Matthew² »



no sane mind can endure that carbonized sewer water
Are you saying you can't handle the bern?

I'm not the only one who was thinking of the other meaning of coke, was I?

On topic, sorry to see your collection just exploding.

You should go check your third stash of coke, and I know you have a third stash of coke, so that you don't have another incident.

I'm not the only one who was thinking of the other meaning of coke, was I?

On topic, sorry to see your collection just exploding.

You should go check your third stash of coke, and I know you have a third stash of coke, so that you don't have another incident.
If he really wanted to mislead people he could have made his title "My secondary Coke Stash busted"

I used to collect old/unique soda cans and bottles too, only difference is it was after I drank or emptied them.

EDIT: Didn't read whole post damnit
« Last Edit: February 05, 2017, 07:18:51 PM by Captain Zee »


How rare is an American coke can bought last week?

How rare is an American coke can bought last week?
I've seen Shiny Coke cans, which are supposedly there are only 8 out 65536 coke cans made.