and so truly begin the chronicles of baumsen
Having been wandering aloof for so long, Baumsen has lost touch with absolute reality. He now craves a life of theology, for that is what set him off to this island in the first place...
He happens upon a rather dim fellow, the unknown man in question staring dumbly at a pond. Sensing the man's mental distress, Baumsen sets to work. Approaching the man, he calls out in a tongue reserved for religious sacrifice. There is no response. Baumsen reaches the man, and he cradles the unresponsive dolt. Chanting further, Baumsen kisses the man before laying him on the ground in preparation for eternal rest.
Baumsen raises his staff, and smashes it upon the man's throat multiple times, holding the man down using his feet which now pin the man by an arm and a leg. As the man's windpipe collapses, the man's skin begins to wear out under the brute force of the staff's rough base. Eventually, skin begins to split under the extreme physical duress. The jugular is pinched open by an impact, and blood begins to spill into the man's lungs through the now-weathered throat. Baumsen continues to smash the man's neck. Even after such an assault, the soft tissue of the neck still protects the spine. Baumsen places his staff on the ground and lifts the dying man to a sitting position, before smashing him down neck-first upon the staff. The man's neck snaps like the dead root of a long-gone tree. Such is the man's fate.
Baumsen begins dividing up the man using a hastily knapped stone flake, making the process a somewhat interesting endeavor. With elbow grease, Baumsen eventually has the man's rather meager muscles in fillets. Baumsen wraps them in the man's raw hide. He takes the man's skull after managing to remove the spinal cord and lower jaw. Scraping out what brains he can, the weight of the head is minimized. Taking the man's Achilles' tendons, he splits them lengthwise and fashions low-quality rope out of them by way of knots. With a bit of whittling, the top of the staff is ready. Baumsen jams the man's skull atop his staff, making himself into a true shaman. He secures the rawhide-protected fillets using his makeshift rope.
Now, he must focus on shelter.
Igor Aksakov is dead.