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forget off i've updated it
NotBomberGuy: rolled
6You inject some drugs into your blood. Your next attack will deal 3x damage!
Looks like the glowing put some toxins in your body. Its... cyanide? Crap. Better get it out before death dies.As for the healing, you fully healed yourself. But you couldn't heal the others because sharing needles gives AIDS. Literally.
Twix: rolled
4You take out the really fast repair kit
TM and begin repairing the burning pile of scrap.
It'll take 2 turns to rebuild it.Redconer: flipped heads
You revive.
TableSalt: rolled
6You spray some thermite onto the tank and then toss a match.
79 damage is dealt, and the tank is now burning. It takes off half of the main damage caused for 2 turns!
Speaking of which, you got some on your clothes. You're on fire, too.ZeUberMedic: rolled
3You roll up your anti tank cannon and fire.
It hits a nearby building. A guy with binoculars might have increased those chances.CRITAWAKETS: rolled
3beepDownloading files...
Copying to clipboard...
"BreakSaber!"ERROR: Hubbatch file detected. Unable to use BreakSaber."What the hell! It is in the data!"Don't worry, you're busy updating your Transer to accept hubbatch files.
"Stupid Transer..."lord techno: meme
you memed in the wrong thread boy
Automatic Allies:
Jack The Crusader: rolled
2Jack tries yet again to rush but then runs into a tree. Space1255 laughs in the distance.Frederick The Crusader: rolled
5Fred delivers a pretty sick slice with the energy sword, dealing 141 damage!
Bastion: rolled
4Bastion fires a wide minigun spray that hardly hits the tank but deals 64 damage anyways.
Mega Tank
Holy hell. This tank is complete with 2 miniguns, 2 5x rocket launchers, and an 80mm cannon. What, overkill?
Intel suggests this is a weaker model of it. Either way, prepare for an ass kicking.
Machine guns attack every 2 turns, dealing 1 damage to 2 people.
Rockets fire every 3 turns, dealing 2 damage to 2 people and 1 damage to 2 others.
Cannon fires every 4 turns, instakilling a target.
HP: 123/1000 Armor: 0/750
Burning: Takes half of damage dealt every turn and so on
Player List
Twix: 3/3 (Currently outside the Heavy Tank)
TableSalt: 3/3(On Fire: Takes 1 damage every turn until extinguished)
Redconer: 3/3
ZeUberMedic: 3/3
Space1255: 3/3
Rabbot32: 2/3
SubDaWoofer: 2/3
cromartini: Bad coincidence. Lethal explosion.
CRITAWAKETS: 3/3
NotBomberGuy: 3/3 (Is become Death, destroyer of worlds. 2 turns remaining.) (Cyanide Man - Cyanide in bloodstream, get some help) (DRUGGED: Next attack deals 3x damage)
MicroEDGE: smart rocketed
DELL: Ran at a commando in a straight line. You fill in the rest.
shinyarceus4: protagonist of a shaggy dog story
JamesH: 1/3
dcseal: bye have a beautiful time
Ally List
Autonomous
Bastion: 6/8
Jack the Crusader: 1/3
Frederick the Crusader: 1/3
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Manual
Heavy Tank: 0/5 (Being Repaired by Kugelblitz: 2 turns left)
Processes
Repairing Heavy Tank: 2 turns left
For the tank's burning debuff, it took 79 damage this turn
half of 79 is about 40, so that's how much damage it'll take next turn
then divide that by 2 and so on and so forth.
Poll