Author Topic: Tank Busters 2! Probably where you destroy tanks. (AIR RAID!) (Read 21236 times)

Redconer · April 24, 2017, 11:42:04 AM

Get some armor.

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Rigel · April 27, 2017, 10:30:34 AM

Get dem grot gits to steer a rokkit to dat metal bawks!

CRITAWAKETS · April 28, 2017, 01:00:58 PM

I replace my transer with a Hunter-VG. Dunno why i had outdated tech.

failbros2 · April 30, 2017, 10:19:27 PM

upade comeing soon!

failbros2 · May 01, 2017, 09:22:05 PM

Attack Results

TableSalt: rolled 5
You stop, drop and roll. The thermite sticks to the grass and somehow there was an oil trail leading to the tank. You got rid of the fire, and the oil was lit, dealing a tiny 32 damage.

NotBomberGuy: rolled 6
You use a syringe to take the cyanide out of yourself. Then, you lick the tank. 171 damage is dealt, but the drugs multiplied it to deal a whopping 513 damage! And people say that licking things is bad. It really is. Fun fact: you licked something sharp. Ouch.

OVERKILL!!!

ZeUberMedic: rolled 4
You throw an anti tank grenade. It deals 132 damage.

Rabbot32: rolled 4
You call upon the Valkyries for help.
"Hey, can you get us some healbots?"
Sure, give us a second.
A valkyrie hands you a healbot.
"Sweet. How do I use it?"
Just type in the person's name in this briefcase and the bot will be sent to heal.
You got a healbot!

Redconer: rolled 4
You ransack a nearby armory and find yourself a Kevlar vest. It has 2/2 health.

Rigel: rolled 3
u get da grot gits to steer a rokkit to da metal bawks. But apparently you don't have a rokkit.

CRITAWAKETS: rolled 2
You try to take off your Transer.
Stupid Transer, come on! Get the hell off!
SHUT UP, BITCH! *shank*
Damnit! Why the hell did you stab me?
NEW TECHNOLOGY IS GARBAGE! WAIT GET YOUR HANDS OFF-
CRASH!
Now that that's taken care of, I need to get my Hunter-VG.
You use your bloody hand to grab a Hunter-VG out of a conveniently located box.

AUTOMATED ACTIONS:
There are none due to the tank exploding.
Frederick the Crusader: Tell you what, my pal and I are hurt! Very bad.
Jack the Crusader: Very true. We request healing.

Mega Tank

Holy hell. This tank is DEAD!

DED

Player List

Twix: 3/3 (Currently outside the Heavy Tank)
TableSalt: 3/3
Redconer: 3/3Kevlar Vest: 2/2
ZeUberMedic: 3/3
Space1255: 3/3
Rabbot32: 2/3
SubDaWoofer: 2/3
cromartini: Bad coincidence. Lethal explosion.
CRITAWAKETS: 2/3
NotBomberGuy: 2/3 (Is become Death, destroyer of worlds. 1 turn remaining.)
MicroEDGE: smart rocketed
DELL: Ran at a commando in a straight line. You fill in the rest.
shinyarceus4: protagonist of a shaggy dog story
JamesH: 1/3
dcseal: bye have a beautiful time

Ally List

Autonomous

Bastion: 6/8
Jack the Crusader: 1/3
Frederick the Crusader: 1/3

Manual

Heavy Tank: 0/5 (Being Repaired by Kugelblitz: 1 turn left)

Healbot: 3/3

Processes

Repairing Heavy Tank: 1 turn left

failbros2 · May 01, 2017, 09:27:09 PM

The players witness the explosion as a radio falls out.

"Hey, what the hell is this?"
~~~####We~`3are$#*^getting)*#%reinfor(%cemen\\ts. G-G-G-G-Give us a s-s-s-s-sec-sec-sec!
"stuff, they're getting reinforcements!"
"It looks tall, too!"
What the forget IS THAT TALL ROBOT THING?
Th-e-e @3532*&Device(530($ is anC!ent. BE_E CArEF42l wiTH thaT!
"The radio's fried! We better repair it to get better signal on what the Imperials are up to!"
"We got a loving tall ancient robot coming after us. We need to prepare for the worst."

Rabbot32 · May 01, 2017, 09:50:46 PM

stuffforgetassbiscuitsanddogg yrape I meant to call the Valks as allies to stay-
Type in JamesH because he's loving dying

CRITAWAKETS · May 02, 2017, 09:31:31 AM

The ancients? *Crystal Planet comes in mind* Oh stuff.

I try to construct an Interstel Starship.

TableSalt · May 02, 2017, 10:44:58 AM

~~Get a quivering quiver quiver full of quivering quivers while quivering at the quivering quivers.~~
Wait for the robot thing-o.

Ze�berMedic! · May 02, 2017, 10:48:54 AM

Build Reinforned Outpost

Twix · May 03, 2017, 07:26:30 AM

use really faster repair kit
also you used my discord/everythingnottheforums name
Heavy Tank: 0/5 (Being Repaired by Kugelblitz: 1 turn left)

NotBomberguy · May 03, 2017, 05:16:33 PM

next turn does x times more damage for team

failbros2 · May 03, 2017, 05:32:06 PM

Quote from: Twix on May 03, 2017, 07:26:30 AM

use really faster repair kit
also you used my discord/everythingnottheforums name
Heavy Tank: 0/5 (Being Repaired by Kugelblitz: 1 turn left)

yeah yeah thats ok im just used to seeing kugelblitz when i start up discord and steam

failbros2 · May 05, 2017, 07:09:53 PM

Results

Rabbot32: revived JamesH
You type JamesH's name into the briefcase. The healbot goes over and injects some stabilizer in him, fully healing JamesH!

CRITAWAKETS: began work on Interstel Starship
You start work on the starship. Due to its ""simplicity"", it will only take 3 turns.

TableSalt: waiting
"When the hell are we going to die now?"

ZeUberMedic: began building Reinforned Outpost
You begin work on building an outpost. Make sure you fix that name. Grammar national socialists might attack it. It will take 4 turns to construct.

Twix: finished repairing the Heavy Tank
You finish the Heavy Tank. It's good as new!

NotBomberGuy: rolled 5
You give a 2x damage boost for the whole team for 3 turns. Looks like the tall thing won't arrive soon.

Player List

Twix: 3/3 (Currently outside the Heavy Tank)
TableSalt: 3/3
Redconer: 3/3Kevlar Vest: 2/2
ZeUberMedic: 3/3
Space1255: 3/3
Rabbot32: 2/3
SubDaWoofer: 2/3
cromartini: Bad coincidence. Lethal explosion.
CRITAWAKETS: 2/3
NotBomberGuy: 2/3 (Is become Death, destroyer of worlds. 1 turn remaining.)
MicroEDGE: smart rocketed
DELL: Ran at a commando in a straight line. You fill in the rest.
shinyarceus4: protagonist of a shaggy dog story
JamesH: 3/3
dcseal: bye have a beautiful time

Ally List

Autonomous

Bastion: 6/8
Jack the Crusader: 1/3
Frederick the Crusader: 1/3

Manual

Heavy Tank: 5/5

Healbot: 3/3

Processes

Interstel Starship Construction (being built by CRITAWAKETS: 3 turns left)
Reinforned Outpost Construction (being built by ZeUberMedic: 4 turns left)
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Twix · May 05, 2017, 07:12:33 PM

now hop inside the tank and test fire this time

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Author Topic: Tank Busters 2! Probably where you destroy tanks. (AIR RAID!) (Read 21236 times)

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