King Tøny's new infatuation with endlessly harping on the Switch

[Kringleberg]

hey tony

the switch is for kids

it was literally marketed for people aged 5-95 what the forgetare you even talking about

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[gr8dayseth]

i think any tony-related drama thread is doomed to become what started it in the first place

maybe we should switch back

[crazies alt]

trix are for kids

[crazies alt]

And what happens when you drop it too many times and it breaks?
The great thing about handhelds they are cheap.
This console isn't very cheap

wow its almost like you can drop anything too many times and it will break!!
woops dropped my phone in a sewer gotta cash out 800 dollars
woops dropped my xbox for the 13 billionth time, wow it broke what loving stuff design

[Master Matthew²]

Honestly though, to be honest, I do expect better out of nintendo.
I tossed my Original 3ds against a brick wall by accident several times, dropped in the snow, and it even got hit (albeit lightly) by the nail remover end of a hammer and it still worked fine.

Hell, the original Nintendo DS could not only survive, but remain functional on Mount Everest.

[Magus]

The original Gameboy could survive being bombed.

_{They did replace the screen, though.}

[crazies alt]

old phones were much more durable than new ones too

[King Tøny]

wow its almost like you can drop anything too many times and it will break!!
woops dropped my phone in a sewer gotta cash out 800 dollars
woops dropped my xbox for the 13 billionth time, wow it broke what loving stuff design

Why would you drop your xbox 13 loving billion times when it should be sitting in a stationary position?

It's 100x more fault an xbox drops rather than a phone.

[crazies alt]

its a comparison beause your post makes you seem suprised that dropping something can break it

[Master Matthew²]

The original Gameboy could survive being bombed.

_{They did replace the screen, though.}

I've seen this thing in person, and I still don't understand why it never clicked that it didn't make sens the screen was fine, but everything else was bombed.

[King Tøny]

The original Gameboy could survive being bombed.

_{They did replace the screen, though.}

Now try and see if the switch would survive.

[DemitiriV2]

BADSPOT BAN THIS MOTHERforgetER FOR MAKING FUN OF THE SWITCH RRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

this has to be the saddest loving drama I have ever seen tbh
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cb-srOfRqNc

You're one of those people who believes they're "above the big guy", who think that all business is exploitive and evil

You're lying to yourself if you actually think that knowing about awful business practices makes you ""above the big guy""

who can't understand that real people work at companies and at the end of the day, they have to get fed too.

whoa never knew that fam

$400 every 3 years for the newest thing isn't bad at all. Gaming hardware isn't built to last like a car or house, and you can see the same parity in Gaming PCs that quickly fall into "Minimum Specs" territory on the newest titles.

what a complete joke this is. I've had my last graphics card for 5 years before upgrading and it played modern titles at the max settings just fine

Hell, I've seen people blow throw $600 phones every 6 months. If you can't afford the price of entry, that's your own problem.

"what are you poor xd"

My Switch is many, MANY leagues better than the 3DS, the Vita, the DS or the PSP, all of which I've owned and disposed of, and it has a place along my shelf with my Xbox One S, my PS4 Pro and my outdated Playstations.

ok

[Insert Name Here²]

BADSPOT BAN THIS MOTHERforgetER FOR MAKING FUN OF THE SWITCH RRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEE

The issue is Tony constantly trying to de-rail the thread and borderline spamming it, not because he dislikes the console

[DemitiriV2]

The issue is Tony constantly trying to de-rail the thread and borderline spamming it, not because he dislikes the console

did you try not owning a switch

[Renderman In A Bowl]

The issue is Tony constantly trying to de-rail the thread and borderline spamming it, not because he dislikes the console

Would you like to know how to stuffpost?