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You try to give yourself $10,000 in game dollars, but accedentally put it in the "IRL cash" input thing, and unknowingly put an extra "0" in there. Oh no. Hopefully your parent don't notice $100,000 less dollars in their bank.


You now have 1,000,000 in-game cash. You go to the store.


Suddenly you hear (in real life now) your mom yell "WHY DID WE LOOSE $100,000?" and she comes up to you asking if you know anything about the missing money.

What do you say?

A ) [ Denying Intensifies ]

B ) Blame it on a hacker or exploiter

C ) Say some one could of stole the credit card

D ) admit you stole it
« Last Edit: March 15, 2017, 06:36:35 PM by man1912 »

tell her that she's fat and then slap her with your computer

You deny that you did it, and for a few seconds she believed you. The sound of a drop of sweat from your face falling to the ground gave it away that you were lying however.

She is now pissed to the max, and you call her fat and slap her to the ground with the keyboard. Wait a minute, she isn't breathing. What? She is dead! You are only 15, and now an orphan. But nobody will notice, right? After all, no body cares about your family tree, as you two were the last ones in it. What do you do?

A ) sit back down and continue with the game

B ) hide the body






You continue the game


You are at the shop now. This is the border server to the vassal of Blockland, the Blockland forums. The cashier says prices raised due to $990,000 magically appearing into the economy and that caused inflation (HEY MOBILE GAME DEVS THAT PUT AN UNNESSESSARY AMOUNT OF MICROTRANSACTIONS INTO THEIR GAMES MAYBE YOU COULD GET AN IDEA FROM THIS). Anyway, you already have $1,000,000 and a red wagon to ride in, plus your blanket you had for years to keep yourself warm and cozy but you don't have anything else. Here is the shop, buy what you need:

Donkeys (they pull your wagon so you don't have to, and they love all kinds of edibles): $15,000 each donkey

Horses (basically donkeys, but they can withstand better environments and they have better quality muscles. Bad thing is though that they are picky eaters and won't eat until they like the food, even if it means they die of starvation): $50,000 each horse

Spare wheels (a tire is no longer in the condition to continue? While you repair it, you can substitute it with another tire! Although these spare ones aren't as effective, it's better than missing a wheel!): $10,000 each spare tire

Toolkit (You will need this to make things or repair things): $80,000 for the toolkit (you can only buy 1)

Food (Food, the thing you literally can't survive without. I'm sure you all know how food works, you eat it and you stay good as long as you keep eating. Also your donkeys will also feed from your food but less than you.): $1,000 a pound

Hay (Food, but only for the horses and donkeys. Donkeys can efficiently eat hay while not eating so much, but horses will consume it normally.): $1,000 a pound

Box of Ammo (This box will contain all the ammo you need for your weapon): $100,000 (can only be bought once)

Clothing (This is specific, depending on the one, it can help you whistand different temperatures. There is Cold and Hot.) $50,000 for eaither hot or cold, $100,000 for both.

buy all the donkeys, we're going for a speedrun route


You decide to be questionable and buy 66 donkeys


You now have $10,000 left



Would you like to buy something else or start the journey?

start the journey and beat all odds

spend the rest on hay to feed the donkeys then start