Your good ol' guide to news topics

[espio100]

Example's of good news topics
Annoying Orange threatens to gut Obamacare subsidies if Democrats won't compromise
Great Barrier Reef >93% bleached, dead due to global warming
Murder-Self Delete at Cali. elementary school kills 3, wounds 1

Examples of bad news topics (Usually stuffposts or anything by Tony)
Amy Staton has a boyfriend!
SJWs praising japanese only full metal movie coming out.
clever dog escapes animal hospital by opening doors with his snout

How to spot a stuffty news topic

• Its something about social stuff (usually topics by tony)
• It doesnt have a source (Yes tony)
• Its by Tony
• Its an obvious stuffpost

How to make a good news topic
Provide a source
Provide a small summary in the OP
Dont make it in the first place

TL;DR
(insert image of "there are x stuffty situations, lets complain about it." with the next panel being "there are x+1 stuffty situations")

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[Khaz]

did we really need another one of these tho like

the tldr is gold so this thread is ok

[Mega-Bear]

Examples of bad news topics (Usually stuffposts or anything by Tony)
clever dog escapes animal hospital by opening doors with his snout

This is a good thread imo

[Refticus]

TL;DR
(insert image of "there are x stuffty situations, lets complain about it." with the next panel being "there are x+1 stuffty situations")

great job

[PhantOS]

this thread is infinitely more helpful and bearable than matthew's

[Timestamp]

TL;DR

Wow, thank you! That was a very good multi-paragraph essay of the guidance to how to make good news topics. You have done a well thorough job putting down the conclusion afterwards with the "TL;DR". I was almost a bit confused on what you mean during reading so many paragraphs.

But now the TL;DR has cleared my confusion up. Thanks.

[Drydess]

the tldr was tl
dr

[patton360]

Did you get this off 4chan esipo?

[Ceist]

Did you get this off 4chan esipo?

you're a walking talking /b/ro

[espio100]

Did you get this off 4chan esipo?

Haha no my fellow /k/ommander

[TeeOS]

How to spot a stuffty news topic

• Its something about social stuff (usually topics by tony)
• It doesnt have a source (Yes tony)
• Its by Tony
• Its an obvious stuffpost

i think espio might have a slight bias against tony but i cant prove it