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i pour ketchup in the right side of my mouth then dump all the fries on the left side of my mouth. the fries and ketchup are not touching, you see. i use my tongue to grab hold of a single fry, then dip it in the ketchup sauce located on the right side of my mouth. i do not chew on the fry. nor do i swallow it. using my tongue which is currently holding the ketchup topped fry, i reach down my throat, through my intestines, down my stomach, and out my star fish. currently, my tongue is stretched all through the inside of my body sticking out of my back door. my body is currently squatting on the toilet. my feet are on the toilet seat itself. finally, my tongue let's go of the fry, dropping it into the commode. my tongue retracts up my body back into my mouth where the process is repeated again. i use just enough ketchup to match with the quantity of fries, that when im out of fries, the final drop off ketchup follows. after I'm done i flush the potty. "look at you, tainted with ketchup" i declare while watching the ketchup covered fries swirl in the toilet bowl and down the drain.
okay a few thingsFIRST: fries don't need condimentsSECOND: if you DID use a condiment, honey mustard would be the only acceptable one.THIRD: ketchup is bad on everythingFOURTH: you don't just POUR A CONDIMENT ALL OVER YOUR FRIES?? what if you can't eat anymore and someone wants one and they don't like that condiment? think, you monsterforum resident french-fryologist signing out
okay a few thingsFIRST: fries don't need condimentsSECOND: if you DID use a condiment, honey mustard would be the only acceptable one.THIRD: ketchup is bad on everythingforum resident french-fryologist signing out
I'm surprised by the amount of non-ketchup heathens on this forum
don't use ketchup because gravy and cheese curds are a much better topping
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